What makes sans mad?? I'm just asking so i don't piss him off and get my head cut of and served for dinner.

“touching me without warning, being cruel to my family, touching my daughter at all, upsetting my brother or breaking his psychosis… speaking ill of my wife. just avoid those, and i only might kill you.”

He laughs uproariously, his grin wide and cruel.

“that’s a lie, i’ll probably still kill you. got mouths to feed, you know.”

He shrugs, unmoved by his own morbid words.

“hey, at least i’m doing you the decency of making sure you’re dead first. the freaks i’m keeping on ice aren’t so lucky.”