Hey Sans, if you could leave the underground with Aliza (and leave everything else behind) would you? If not, what holds you back?
“no. i won’t leave without my brother. i won’t leave him here to die.”
Hey Sans, if you could leave the underground with Aliza (and leave everything else behind) would you? If not, what holds you back?
“no. i won’t leave without my brother. i won’t leave him here to die.”
*hugs sans and runs away
“i told you not to touch me.”
🥺 👉🏼👈🏼 can I give the main three some tacos? and a bunch of other food? they don't deserve to go through what they do.. 💛
“we appreciate it, kid. there isn’t always enough food to go around, even doing what i do… and the sentiment is nice. some of us deserved it, but no, my daughter and my brother don’t.”
Aliza is baby. Lemme have~ *grabby hands*
“yeah, no.”
Hey Sans does aliza talk about how it was like on the surface with her grandmother?
“not really. mostly she tells me about the exploring she did on her own, once she was old enough to go out by herself and not get lost. i know what living with the old hag was like, though. i can’t blame her for not wanting to spend a lot of time there.”
Sounds like your dad was lowkey calling you ugly, Liza. That's just mean, you should come live with me. ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿
“i wasn’t! she’s beautiful in her own way, i was just… she’s very insecure about living up to frisk’s name, i don’t want her to shoulder that weight more than she needs to.”
Sorry for asking so much about Papyrus. He is just so interesting. If you could cure Papyrus's dementia, causing him to live and accept the real (horrific) world you reside in, would you? Or would you rather keep him in his fantasy, and stay (mostly) ignorant?
“…i would keep him the way he is. he doesn’t know what i’ve done to keep us alive, with him lost in his head. i can just take care of him, pretend it’s all okay. in a way, somewhere in him, i’m sure he knows what’s going on… that he’s trying to be kind to me too, trying to keep things the same as long as he can. so while i’m allowed, i don’t want to change that.”
I lowkey want to pet every dog in the underground but I saw how the last time did go, any advice anyone?
“no no, go on, pet the dogs. it’ll be hilarious.”
I know you hate to use your blaster, Sans. Mostly, if not entirely, due to their corruption. However, does Aliza's blasters contain corruption? Or does she lack the ability entirely?
“she doesn’t know about the blasters, and i don’t really want her to. she has enough nightmares already.”
Hey Sans weird question but.... Does it hurt to put your hand in your eye socket and if it doesn't do you ever just touch the inside of your skull?
“i dunno, does it hurt to shove your hand through your abdomen and out the other side?”
“Dad. Be nice.”
“…yeah, it hurts. no, i don’t touch the inside of my skull. pick at the broken bone sometimes, but that’s… different.”
Did sans ever pick up his sock?
“only after my baby girl showed up. she doesn’t need to deal with my mess, that’s pap’s job.”
What makes sans mad?? I'm just asking so i don't piss him off and get my head cut of and served for dinner.
“touching me without warning, being cruel to my family, touching my daughter at all, upsetting my brother or breaking his psychosis… speaking ill of my wife. just avoid those, and i only might kill you.”
He laughs uproariously, his grin wide and cruel.
“that’s a lie, i’ll probably still kill you. got mouths to feed, you know.”
He shrugs, unmoved by his own morbid words.
“hey, at least i’m doing you the decency of making sure you’re dead first. the freaks i’m keeping on ice aren’t so lucky.”
Sans, I want you to know that I think you are doing a really good job as a father, especially given your situation
“…heh. thanks, kid. ‘m doing my best.”
🥺 would the dogs hurt CorruptedDasher if they tried to pet them? I don't want em to get hurt..( ´~｀)
“guess they shouldn’t go around petting rabid dogs then.”
Sans do you think you will reach a happy ending ?
“…no. lost that hope a long time ago. the most i can manage is trying to make sure aliza and my brother live, get out if they can. me? there’s nothing ahead for me.”
Hey Sans.. Ya doin' ok? How's Aliza and Paps?
“as well as can be expected, since we’re trapped, slowly starving to death, going insane, and eating our old friends just to survive. how are you? torn anyone’s face off recently? lost any limbs? saw someone else’s face in a mirror? no?”
He sneers, picking at the hole in his face.
“how fortunate for you.”
hey sans and aliza if frisk could come back for one day what would you guys do together?
“I would have so many things to ask her! It’d be so sad that she could only be here for one day, but it’d be so amazing! I could show her how good my magic is getting, and tell her about my adventure, and-”
You’ve gotten her excited, and it seems she’s going to go on for awhile.
“…i don’t think i’d even be able to say anything. i don’t think i’d be able to do anything but hold her. i’ve missed her so much, you have… no idea what just a day would mean to me.”
Hey Sans if you don't mind me asking have you been out of snowdin at all? Like waterfall or Hotland, if so what did you do? (Love Axetale it's one of my favorites
“try not to wander too far from home. that’s a good way to get killed. i’ve gone into the ruins a few times… early on, when i was still hoping another human would fall. most of the paths in there are blocked by the weed’s vines, though. been into waterfall, too, but only to a certain point, and only so pap can see undyne. it’s not my kind of terrain, and the things lurking beneath the water are too fast for my liking. nah, i mostly stick to the woods.”
Hey I just wanted to say I love this Au it’s really interesting, cool and scary. First I wanted to give food and positivity to sans aliza and papy cus they all need deserve it! Also question for sans, what do you think of ruby? That’s all thanks have a great day/night! 💗
(Thank you dear, we’re glad you like it!)
“thanks for the food, kid, but as for the pest… it’s extremely annoying and overly attached to me. i don’t like being touched or approached without warning, it sets off my hunting instincts, and the bug just doesn’t get the picture that i don’t like that. so we’ve… had our differences.”
He looks uncomfortable with the recollection, looking away and scratching at a crack in his skull.
“…as for what it actually is, i can’t say. doesn’t have a magical signature of its own, seems sentient but can’t move far from aliza… and she suffers pain if its hurt in any way. my thinking is that it’s some kind of… defense mechanism, a manifestation created by aliza’s soul to help guide and protect her, until she knows how to use her magic herself. the attachment to me… heh… i assume its because of how much closer we are.”
He smiles wanly, shrugging one shoulder.
“it’s not her fault the thing likes me, and she seems unable to actually control it at this juncture, so i do my best to just put up with it. besides… it’s not always unpleasant, if i can see it coming; it has a kinda soothing aura. almost feels familiar.”
He chuckles quietly, shaking his head and touching his locket unconsciously.
“just my imagination, though.”