## Tuesday, June 2, 2009

### Haiku #34

Welcome, Mr. Bond!
I will kill you, but...not yet.
That shit cracks me up.

#### 12 comments:

Anthony Clarke said...

  I wonder if he could take on your left pinky toe, while you were unconscious and if you tried to let him win?
  Anyhoo,
  FIRST!

  June 2, 2009 at 12:13 AM
MomentEye said...

  Sonnet's are way hard
  You destroyed my Planet
  Now my brain hurts, too.
  PDSM

  June 2, 2009 at 2:34 AM
Aeltyra said...

  俳句は簡単
  時々意味ない
  あ！冷蔵庫だ
  Haikus are easy
  but sometimes they don't make sense
  refrigerator
  A classic ... (though as you said before these aren't haiku but senryû)

  June 2, 2009 at 4:05 AM
Anonymous said...

  @Aeltyr
  that second line in japanese has 8 beats, not 7: Tokitoki imi nai.

  June 2, 2009 at 4:50 AM
Aeltyra said...

  It's "tokidoki", but I suppose you're right, I guess i counted 'nai' as one beat (because, you know, it doesn't sound like nah-ee but just nai)

  June 2, 2009 at 5:10 AM
Sargeras said...

  @ AC:
  It would be a battle for the ages. Super Spy versus Sleeping Ambivalent Titan's Pinky Toe! SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
  @ MomentEye:
  Can I take it, then
  that I will be receiving
  a sonnet from you?
  @ Aeltyr: That's a cool one.
  Ha, get it, "cool?" Oh, I'm hilarious...

  June 2, 2009 at 6:04 AM
Aeltyr said...

  Sadly I did not
  invent this silly haiku
  found it on the web

  June 2, 2009 at 7:06 AM
Sargeras said...

  Yeah, I know, I've seen
  it before. But you still get
  credit for posting. ;-)

  June 2, 2009 at 7:31 AM
Anonymous said...

  Ya, haikus originated in japan by having 5-7-5 characters, and in english we changed it to syllables instead of characters.

  June 2, 2009 at 8:17 AM
Anonymous said...

  kitteh ate mah fud
  gtfo my houz, lol
  i made a lolku

  June 2, 2009 at 8:36 AM
Sargeras said...

  ...and so begins the disintegration of the English language.

  June 2, 2009 at 10:36 AM
TheDesktopNinja said...

  Just now? I thought it began years ago.

  June 2, 2009 at 11:56 AM

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