## Friday, June 19, 2009

### Gettin' Naxxy wit' it

Two things!
1. I have a guest post on the home page of the Barrens Security Group guild; it may not be up yet but should appear sometime soon. (Update: it's up!) If you've ever wondered what the hell the point of Naxxramas is, you should check it out. It's like Clarissa Explains It All except instead of Clarissa, it's me, and instead of "all" it's pretty much just Naxxramas. Look, I've never actually seen the show, okay?
And remember, if you'd like Sargeras to guest-post on your site (or blog), just send me an e-mail. Even if your site is small, I'll probably say yes!
2. I hereby proclaim today to be DE-LURKING DAY! Anyone who's been reading for a long time and never commented before, today is your day. Oh, I know what you're thinking - he doesn't actually mean me, does he? He's talking to all the other lurkers out there. Well, guess what, peeps, this is a categorical imperative, so don't tell me you Kant do it! (To the three people that got that joke: you're welcome.) Now fire up that keyboard and let the comments fly!!
Oh and, if you're not a lurker, you can still comment too. I guess. I'm feeling benevolent today.

#### 70 comments:

Anonymous said...

  Hi, I'm Risq, and I'm a lurker >.>
  <.<

  June 19, 2009 at 12:14 AM
Acemaster said...

  You got me. I'm a lurker.
  And now I guess I'm out commenting. At least I didn't have to make an account, it scares me.

  June 19, 2009 at 12:20 AM
merrde said...

  As a rogue lurking is my job =P

  June 19, 2009 at 1:41 AM
Daeliria said...

  Not-quite-a-lurker.

  June 19, 2009 at 1:48 AM
Kory said...

  My name is Treble
  I lurk on the intrawebs
  Reading from afar
  (Yeah, that's right. I went there. ^_^ Also, just gotta say, I love the blog. I'm usually a goodie goodie type, but I'm pro-Sargeras pretty much all the way.)

  June 19, 2009 at 1:54 AM
Ariedan said...

  B-b-but I'm not a lurker!

  June 19, 2009 at 2:22 AM
Benji said...

  Hello my name is Benji james Buckley
  and....I'm a lurker.
  Apparently admitting it is the first step
  Also I'm breaking a major rule of the internet by giving away my name xD

  June 19, 2009 at 2:32 AM
ShawndraKai said...

  I would have commented sooner, but I figured if I hid, you wouldn't find me or my world.
  Silly me, you've already been plotting a colossal game of lawn darts using the Empire State building and other similarly pointy towers.
  (crawls back behind her about me page, shivering uncontrollably)

  June 19, 2009 at 2:38 AM
Alej said...

  @ Benji: Hello Benji! :D well.. I also comment with name! uhh.. I'm not a lurker.. I'm more like a stalker.. lol xD anyhow, I didn't just break a rule!.. I keep doing it! haha :D
  @ Sargeras: Hi Dark Titan! :P
  I'm thinking I should probably start commenting with my google account instead of my name (doh!)

  June 19, 2009 at 2:52 AM
Aeltyra said...

  Sargeras, no lame puns or we're gonna have to Locke you up ;)

  June 19, 2009 at 3:08 AM
Shina'fae said...

  *delurk*
  I am Shina'fae.
  I found you through Scourge Chat Logs.
  Stop phylumism.
  >8< !!!
  @ Aeltyra : Brilliant !
  *relurk*

  June 19, 2009 at 3:33 AM
Zhanael said...

  Feh, I've already revealed myself.
  Go burn things, Titan. *waves hands*

  June 19, 2009 at 3:39 AM
Anonymous said...

  Ok, so I'm the Diet Coke of lurkers. I comment, just, not as often as I check out this terrifying blog! ^-^ Keep it comin' Sargie!
  Mors Ab Alto!!
  >8<

  June 19, 2009 at 3:48 AM
Mort said...

  Hi Sargeras,
  Two questions:
  1) Does the Categorical Imperative decompose to the Golden Rule, most famously expressed by Jesus of Nazareth, Earth (a planet that seems due for your attention...) in Luke's Gospel: "And as ye would that men should do to you, do ye also to them likewise."? If it does, does this make it less valuable as a moral code?
  2) Does the inflicting of horrendous puns on your readership violate this imperative?

  June 19, 2009 at 3:49 AM
Anonymous said...

  "Hi, i'm grey, and i'm a lurker"

  June 19, 2009 at 3:52 AM
Anonymous said...

  omg :o pwnd! I was lurkin' here quite a long time and now: behold my anonymous post!!1
  (well... that's mostly because I allways read your blogg from work and my browser doesn't accept registration here but anyway!)
  brb! lurkin' a little more!!!

  June 19, 2009 at 4:09 AM
Sargeras said...

  @ Aeltyra: BWAAAhahahahahahhaha!!!
  @ Mort: 1) Yes, but we haven't reached its half-life yet. 2) Not at all. Everyone should inflict puns. 8D
  @ everyone de-lurking: Exxxxxcellent!

  June 19, 2009 at 6:02 AM
Anonymous said...

  awwww but i liked it in the "shadows" :(
  oh well

  June 19, 2009 at 6:32 AM
Sylvanas Windrunner said...

  Okay, okay; you got me. I'm a lurker.
  All animosity for the Burning Legion and the Scourge aside, I really like your blog. Actually, your work inspired me to give this whole blogging thing a try...but I'm afraid my blog isn't as brilliant as yours.

  June 19, 2009 at 6:46 AM
gmon said...

  this is turning out to be one big meeting of Lurkers Anonymous... XD

  June 19, 2009 at 6:49 AM
gmon said...

  @guestpost: private forum. can't see the whole article.

  June 19, 2009 at 6:52 AM
Jim said...

  Just wasnted to say you do a really great job here Sarg^^ Thanks for keeping me entertained over the weeks/months :P oh and take it easy on your pitiful web guy every once in a while haha
  lurker btw >.>

  June 19, 2009 at 7:07 AM
Sargeras said...

  @ gmon: The guest post isn't up yet.

  June 19, 2009 at 7:23 AM
Anonymous said...

  Lurkers unite!
  My name is Anonymous, and I, too, am a lurker.
  /wave

  June 19, 2009 at 7:29 AM
Kris said...

  @Aeltyra: I'm not Saussure if we Locke him up, maybe we Kant,because he's couPl-a-tons.
  I wonder if the Dark Titan Marx the planets with something for his army of fallen Engels, to make sure they won't miss the address....
  /selfbeatdown
  /back to lurking
  ps: if someone can do it with Kierkegaard, gets a muffin.

  June 19, 2009 at 7:34 AM
Kakon said...

  You ever see a tauren lurk a blog?
  'Course you haven't- that's because tauren are so adept at blending in with their surroundings.

  June 19, 2009 at 7:55 AM
Selaris said...

  Hihi Sargeras! How does the morning find Your Royal Evilness?

  June 19, 2009 at 8:29 AM
Sargeras said...

  @ Kris: "The Enterprise has captured a Klingon. All the redshirts have been killed on away missions, so Kierkegaard the prisoner."
  My favorite muffin flavor is blueberry.

  June 19, 2009 at 8:37 AM
Anonymous said...

  I can't deny a request to post since I've been lurking here for a long time.
  If you wanted to find me earlier, I was underneath the cardboard box.
  *sneaks away hoping people got the reference*
  P.S. call me Otaku

  June 19, 2009 at 8:58 AM
Anonymous said...

  I'm not sure how this fits into your master plan, but if you insist.
  /delurk
  Proud lurker since 3/26/09 :P*

  June 19, 2009 at 9:12 AM
Sorcer said...

  Is it one of your Hobbes to unlurk your minions oh Great Old One?

  June 19, 2009 at 9:23 AM
Francisco said...
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  June 19, 2009 at 9:40 AM
Francisco said...

  I won't comment! This way I can keep on lurking undetected.
  ...
  D'oh!

  June 19, 2009 at 9:41 AM
SirCasey said...

  De de de de de de de-lurk!
  Keep up the awesome posts Sargey...

  June 19, 2009 at 10:10 AM
Alas said...

  I'm not a lurker here, which is odd for me considering I lurk everywhere else.
  Maybe it's because I already know you're going to eventually destroy me, so I don't have about you liking me in the meantime.
  Anyhow, do you ever interfere with the Ulduar area? Because we've had some rotten luck the past few weeks with strange happenings.

  June 19, 2009 at 10:12 AM
Endra said...

  I forget how I found your original scourge chat log on the forums but it made me laugh so much I had to call my brother half a country away in the middle of the night to tell him. Now I read your blog every weekday morning while I eat breakfast. It helps the Raisin Bran go down ;)
  Also, I have noticed you use British spelling which I thoroughly appreciate! Not many people use it anymore but being one who does, I notice when others do as well.

  June 19, 2009 at 10:35 AM
Sargeras said...

  @ Endra: Thanks for your kind words. However, my web dude is thoroughly American and it's more or less rubbed off on me, so I'm not sure why you say I use the British spellings. The only time I can think of that I used a British spelling was for "tea, earl grey, hot" and that's only because I think the good captain would've wanted it that way. ;-)

  June 19, 2009 at 10:39 AM
typewriter said...

  *cower*
  The light... it burns...

  June 19, 2009 at 10:58 AM
Hollybrynn said...

  Hollybrynn here, and I lurk too.
  You're the first thing I read when I get to work every morning! Thanks for starting my day in the dark with a little bit of light!

  June 19, 2009 at 11:38 AM
Anonymous said...

  I'm Here. I follow. I lurk.... Planning the death of Sargeras the titan for telling me that I couldn't be at your side sundering :) :)
  J/K. I read, I follow. I think I even 'follow' this from my blog on here.

  June 19, 2009 at 11:52 AM
Maxilimus said...

  *lurkz field distabilized*
  Y Hai Thar~

  June 19, 2009 at 11:56 AM
Eyra said...

  *pouts at* I'm not a lurker. I'm a reject who Sargeras doesn't love....
  It's true!
  /goes back to lurking again after getting rejected in her last comment!

  June 19, 2009 at 12:23 PM
Ikohe said...

  Heya Sargie...ya caught me, Im a lurker....

  June 19, 2009 at 12:29 PM
Mercaeno said...

  Yeah you got me. I normally look at this blog after my raids are over on Sunday, Monday and Thursday. Sometimes I forget, but I always end up reading back to make sure I don't miss anything. Very good stuff! Oh, and if you ever decide to come to Azeroth (again) at least allow me to do a jig or something to avoid incredible painful methods of destruction at your incredibly large and unholy hands.
  -Merc

  June 19, 2009 at 12:43 PM
Anonymous said...

  yay, my first post!!!

  June 19, 2009 at 1:05 PM
Nyaz said...

  Actually, I've been posting on and off a couple of times.
  Do I still count as a lurker? It may only happen like once per week/every other week.

  June 19, 2009 at 1:53 PM
Idlecide said...

  Long time reader, first time poster.
  How goes the destroying of worlds this fine day, O Great Sargeras?
  Gotta say hi to Brian, too, if only for keeping the site up!
  -Idlecide

  June 19, 2009 at 1:59 PM
Unknown said...

  Curse you evil overlord with your evil, evil puns!
  Love the blog, read it every day. But in keeping with the theme of Sargeras and the fire and hot thing, you need more flames. A lot of more flames. Like, if Hell were on fire on top of all the fire already there flames. That's how many flames you need.

  June 19, 2009 at 2:23 PM
Adlib said...

  Been here since day 1! Delurking just to say hi and because the Supreme Commander...commands it, I guess. Keep up the puns; you remind me of a coworker that does that constantly. Some are a stretch, but others are hilarious!
  @Idlecide...are you my guildie? That name sounds and looks awfully familiar.

  June 19, 2009 at 2:46 PM
Anonymous said...

  Discovered your blog only recently, but I am now a slave to reading all your posts.

  June 19, 2009 at 3:20 PM
MoDigence said...

  This is...the third time I've posted. Once under this name, once as an Anonymous. Hi there, Mr. Dark Titan!

  June 19, 2009 at 4:16 PM
Sargeras said...

  @ Eyra: Don't feel bad! We're like the Montagues and the Capulets; our love wasn't meant to be, and lots of people are going to die at the end!
  @ Everyone else: Thanks for all your encouragement, it means a lot. Er, I mean - *looks around, clears throat gruffly* - BACK TO YOUR COWERING, THE LOT O' YA!

  June 19, 2009 at 4:30 PM
Loraha said...

  Dear Mr. Dark Lord of the Titans man,
  Thank you for your for sharing why Naxx exists. I raid it all the time (I have no life) and always wondered what the point was. I thought maybe it had a basketball court in it like the Mattahorn ride at the Kingdom of the Rat God we have here on Earth.
  I'm often at Naxx, so if you ever want to play a few holes, give me a holler. I'm terrible at golf so you're guaranteed to win.
  -Loraha of Barrens Security Group

  June 19, 2009 at 4:46 PM
Darkdusk said...

  *waves* I'm Darkdusk, I'm a Belf Pally Engineer. I specialize in BLOWING THE LIVING CRAP OUTTA STUFF! We should be friends.
  *debates requesting a guest blog post on his new guild website...*

  June 19, 2009 at 5:52 PM
Anonymous said...

  (de-lurks briefly)
  waves and throws blethera of blueberry-flavored items
  (lurking safely again, whew!)

  June 19, 2009 at 6:57 PM
Anonymous said...

  I lurk, and therefore
  I'll remain invisible!
  ...that's my plan for now.

  June 19, 2009 at 7:44 PM
Nuellen said...

  OHAI.
  I'm a friend of Lanuria's. Been lurking for a couple weeks now.
  Yay, your blog makes me happy.

  June 19, 2009 at 7:57 PM
Soeroah said...

  Holy crap, most comments I've yet seen on a single blog entry. This, along with the water falling from the sky outside my window, makes me sure the End Times are here!

  June 19, 2009 at 9:37 PM
Sargeras said...

  @ Loraha: Will do. :-)
  @ Darkdusk: I'd be happy to. The only guest post request I've ever turned down was for a blog devoted to gold-selling. Go ahead and e-mail me!

  June 19, 2009 at 11:25 PM
Anonymous said...

  Oh mighty Titan,
  Greetings from the Bethpage Black.
  You've made me love golf.
  Your entire blog,
  especially the chatlogs,
  is a joy to read.

  June 20, 2009 at 2:58 AM
Anonymous said...

  [/lurk]
  >.>
  <.<
  [lurk]

  June 20, 2009 at 8:13 AM
dial out : said...
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  June 20, 2009 at 1:26 PM
dial out : said...

  On top of reading everything else I read on a daily basis, this blog has definitely been a much appreciated addition. I've been lurking for a couple weeks now, and have been lurking a few other blogs [discovered through yours] as well. Much appreciated. Fantastic blog, great sense of humor too.
  To beg:
  Spare my humble apartment, for I have cookies! Either that or hook me up with a Succubus for my days off slaving away in the eternal fires of doom.
  Word is the word, word.

  June 20, 2009 at 1:28 PM
Anonymous said...

  That was a horrible pun by the way, oh great lord of darkness.
  V
  Grand Protectorate of the Aldor
  Protector of all that is pure, good, and tasty.

  June 20, 2009 at 2:45 PM
Anonymous said...

  Oh noes, I've been de-lurked!
  -Gargs

  June 20, 2009 at 11:12 PM
sphinx said...

  <.<
  >.>
  ^.^

  June 21, 2009 at 3:54 PM
Anonymous said...

  :3
  Fine, I'll comment.
  Nice delurking day.

  June 23, 2009 at 8:13 AM
Anonymous said...

  /lurk

  June 24, 2009 at 2:29 PM
The Lurker below said...

  Somewhat out of date, but let me say this: the imperative joke is just not cricket.
  Although it did bring back fond memories of when our thickly accented professor promised us more Kant in the second year.

  June 26, 2009 at 2:55 PM
Anonymous said...

  -_-
  Not lurking anymore, I guess...

  June 28, 2009 at 10:15 AM

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