## Saturday, April 11, 2009

### This is why I'm not invited to Easter dinners

Why certainly, I'd love to try your Easter snacks...
Oh my how delightful! Get them out and let's have a sample...
I'll just reach out and grab one with my gigantic burning flaming hand of fire...
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
No, oh no, oh nooooo...
Ma peeps, ma poor peeps...

#### 17 comments:

Dorn said...

  I fuckin hate it when that happens. Although my "flames" are of a different nature...

  April 11, 2009 at 11:51 PM
Anconia said...

  That is why I use gloves these days.

  April 11, 2009 at 11:54 PM
Sargeras said...

  @ Dorn: Every time I see your name I think of Michael Dorn. Are you actually a Klingon? And is there any way to answer that question without turning it into a dirty joke?
  @ Anconia: Sadly, my gloves are also on fire.

  April 12, 2009 at 12:19 AM
Maya said...

  Awe... Poor Sargeras! ... Poor Peeps! They deserve a clean death, poor things. The painful chewing and swallowing and digestion proce-.. er, well. Okay. Maybe your way ended their suffering faster.
  (e-Hag Response to @dorn: no, no. You can't answer that question without a dirty joke. Its just not possible.)

  April 12, 2009 at 12:22 AM
Dorn said...

  I'm actually a Fagdassian >.>

  April 12, 2009 at 12:23 AM
Jae said...

  They are made for such things, sir.
  I have proof.
  http://www.phancy.com/peeps/fight/index.html

  April 12, 2009 at 12:24 AM
Anonymous said...

  I lol'd hard

  April 12, 2009 at 12:55 AM
Sargeras said...

  @ Jae: I can't deny that, for a product marketed as "food," they do seem oddly unsuitable for eating...

  April 12, 2009 at 9:09 AM
Kittykins said...

  I think that was a pretty suitable end for the peeps, mine always somehow 'accidentally' find their way into the microwave.... it's really funny to watch.

  April 12, 2009 at 12:13 PM
Aenorn said...

  My God man! Burning peeps!?! Get some fire resistance gloves and equip them for Christ sakes! SAVE THE PEEPS!

  April 12, 2009 at 6:20 PM
Anonymous said...

  awww they are like the epitome of innocent! Why must you destroy everything??? I bet you would let your love fern die too!
  -bb

  April 13, 2009 at 10:25 AM
Sargeras said...

  Would you rather I let them have a long, slow, lingering end, going stale on a shelf somewhere?
  They would've wanted it this way. A blaze of glory. Or, you know, a blaze of something. :-)

  April 13, 2009 at 10:31 AM
Warraven said...

  Now I'm wondering what Peep s'mores taste like.

  April 13, 2009 at 10:35 AM
Jae said...

  @ Warraven
  Peep s'mores are delish. The candy coating makes them toothachingly better.

  April 13, 2009 at 5:31 PM
Marshal said...

  Peeps s'mores LOL!

  April 14, 2009 at 1:13 AM
gamergirl said...

  I love peeps.....
  *Pats Sargeras on the shoulder* It's okay....they taste better that way anyway. :D
  *steals a roasted peep*

  April 15, 2009 at 4:41 AM
Anonymous said...

  I think you should have tortured them before putting them out of their misery

  July 4, 2009 at 8:44 PM

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