Showing posts with label haiku. Show all posts
Showing posts with label haiku. Show all posts

## Thursday, August 20, 2009

### Haiku #53

Discrimination!
Your vile smoking section is
separate but equal.

## Tuesday, August 18, 2009

### Haiku #52

Under my nails is
dust from ten thousand deserts,
smog of cities lost.

## Thursday, July 30, 2009

### Haiku #51

Want to roll with me?
We could cruise around, top down,
flashing Legion signs.

## Tuesday, July 28, 2009

### Haiku #50

Swimming's not for me,
but I am the Michael Phelps
of burnination.

## Thursday, July 23, 2009

### Haiku #49

Who can count the stars?
If I had my way, counting
them would not take long.

## Tuesday, July 21, 2009

### Haiku #48

Countless drops of red
on my quivering fingers.
Cracked ketchup bottle.

## Thursday, July 16, 2009

### Haiku #47

I dreamed that I dreamed
that I dreamed I was awake.
It was a nightmare!

## Tuesday, July 14, 2009

### Haiku #46

My snoring's improved.
Last night it was merely a
Richter six point three.

## Thursday, July 9, 2009

### Haiku #45

The best part about
being me? Three simple words:
Coffee's never cold.

## Tuesday, July 7, 2009

### Haiku #44

I like fire's cruel scent
and I like crushing souls and
also butterscotch.

## Thursday, July 2, 2009

### Haiku #43

Whitman said, "I am
large, I contain multitudes."
He had no idea.

## Tuesday, June 30, 2009

### Haiku #42

Why compose haiku?
Because pages filled with poems
are more fun to burn.

## Thursday, June 25, 2009

### Haiku #41

I create chaos
and flames. I create legions!
Who says I destroy?

## Tuesday, June 23, 2009

### Haiku #40

Let your conscience rest.
Your sin, compared to mine, is
a peccadillo.

## Thursday, June 18, 2009

### Haiku #39

They say death leads to
rebirth, but that just implies
yet another death.

## Tuesday, June 16, 2009

### Haiku #38

Enjambment is like
a beautiful flower that
is kind of boring.

## Thursday, June 11, 2009

### Haiku #37

Oh, roses are red,
violence is too, I make things
dead, and write haiku.
(Those who complain that "violence" actually has three syllables, can - in the words of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II - "suck it.")

## Monday, June 8, 2009

### Haiku #36

Do I recycle?
I'd like to. Someone show me
the bin marked "planets."

## Thursday, June 4, 2009

### Haiku #35

Superman is the
strongest being anywhere?
Heh. Krypton was fun.

## Tuesday, June 2, 2009

### Haiku #34

Welcome, Mr. Bond!
I will kill you, but...not yet.
That shit cracks me up.
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