holylustration:
April Fools Story Collection is Live!
https://archiveofourown.org/collections/beeftradervol1/profile
Come read the magnificent contributions of @redbatchedcumbermayned ; @pycnolite; @theevilscribbler; Hackinslash, and me on this day, the finest of April Fools.
And in case you were wondering, here are the winners of the Prestigious Dopamine Week Live Reading Awards:
The D.H. Lawrence Dicktionary Award: @redbatchedcumbermayned, Hackinslash
For most unique use of vocabulary
The Heinrich von Kleist Length Award: @pycnolite
For longest sentences in a smut fic
The Frank Herbert Creativity Award: @redbatchedcumbermayned
For most original euphemism of a sex organ
The Chuck Tingle Award: Hackinslash, @theevilscribbler, Me
For the piece that brought us the most joy
The Giles Coren Stoic Award: Me
For the reading with the most gravitas
inquisitornocturn:
◇ Inter Stellas Inveniam Te ◇
◇◇◇ Chapter I - In Nomine Dominae Inquisitoris
⚜ 𝖕𝖆𝖎𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌: Xavier Calcazar/Volenta Calcazar (OC)/Heinrix van Calox
⚜ 𝖙𝖆𝖌𝖘: Overall story rating - E. Overall tags - romance, disaster polycule, more tba. This chapter - some fondling and erections.
⚜ 𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖞 𝖘𝖚𝖒𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖞: Even the most powerful have their weaknesses. Volenta has more than a few of her own. One such weakness being her husband. Another - her love for toying with others. Her station permits it, but it doesn’t come without consequences, because Lady Inquisitor soon finds herself entangled with another man. And she doesn’t know just what events will unfold when the man she’s married to gets assigned to look over the Koronus Expanse.
In the 41st millennium, there’s only war. Be it on surfaces of planets, on the decks of spaceships or… in personal lives. And those battles are not easily won.
⚜ 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖘𝖚𝖒𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖞: Volenta has been busy while her husband is away, but upon his return to Terra, Xavier calls her asking for a favor. He needs her to question and inspect his own right-hand man, Heinrix van Calox. But Interrogator doesn’t know just what exactly awaits him when he’s summoned to the Lady Inquisitor’s office. He will learn soon enough.
⚜ 𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝖈𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖙: 6,236 | AO3
⚜ 𝖆/𝖓: Aaaaalright, where do I even begin. Let me put it under the cut.
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amasec:
Seventeen Confiscated Pict-Recorders - athousandwaystokilladevil - Warhammer 40.000: Rogue Trader (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]
Summary: Runa’s tendency to ensure she always remains one step ahead of him infuriates Heinrix to no end, especially whilst he’s just trying to do his job.
“You intrigue me,” she began, just loud enough for him to be able to recognise that she was addressing him, and not the plant she was considering so fondly. “You skulk around the engineering decks and interrogate my people. Then, when they don’t give you what you want, you place pict-recorders around their quarters and their workstations. You demand their secrets. And you didn’t expect me to find out?”
A muscle ticked in Heinrix’s tightly wired jaw.
“I have never once subjected a member of your crew to an interrogation, Your Ladyship.”
Runa narrowed her eyes as she glanced back up at him, her gaze alarmingly cold. “You and I have a very different understanding of the word interrogate.”
She turned, and the severe steel heels of her boots came down remarkably softly, cushioned against the carpet runner. She rounded the corner of her desk leisurely, the glove of her left hand still held within her right. Heinrix’s gaze wavered unintentionally, dropping to the black leather of her tall, over-the-knee boots, lingering on the silver Aquilas that adorned the front of her ankles.
He glanced back up to meet her eye, stupidly hoping that she hadn’t noticed him observing her yet knowing that she most certainly had noticed it all the same.
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Chapter 17 of My Knight So Daring is Live!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/53979064/chapters/165998203
A gentle morning gives way to political intrigue and possible bloodshed, for when honor is at stake, there is no greater price to pay.
Featuring cameos by Skolas’s Elena, HackinSlash’s Como, Pallysuune’s Violet, Otter’s Alethea, and Fox’s Diana!
thornb4ck:
knight heinrix that i’ve been futzing with for DAYS!!! TAKE IT AWAY
natchart:
She is reading classical literature 😉
meowse:
I don’t know if it would happen but if it DID
thatzombiecat:
Rogue Trader OCs face ref sheets: coloured versions
Both their past and current appearance. Decided to make an impromtu skin colour study out of these sketches.
OC: Vincent Emmanuel Andar (von Valancius)
OC: Elayne Andar van der Ghiessen (von Valancius)
masyamice:
(rogue) trade with selfinsert GODDES @inquisitornocturn
PLEASE CHECK OUT HER WORKS N O W
thornb4ck:
babygirl… i just like drawing her in cute pinterest dresses
my ship in five minutes - gideon and diana edition
template by @arcandoria for my warhammer 40k ocs - thank you so much for creating this!
(also some sillies because i need them so much)
anna-antoshchenkova:
*Sketching for my mental health*
maggotknight:
Restless nights for the Lord Captian means curling up next to a cyber gargoyle.
arcandoria:
Tavia von Valancius from Rogue Trader — for @redstairs!
infernaldaydreams:
messy colored sketches cause I love them
inquisitornocturn:
◇ Inter Stellas Inveniam Te ◇
◇◇◇ Chapter III - Dum Modo In Domum Suam
⚜ 𝖕𝖆𝖎𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌: Xavier Calcazar/Volenta Calcazar (OC)/Heinrix van Calox
⚜ 𝖙𝖆𝖌𝖘: Overall story rating - E. Overall tags - romance, disaster polycule, more tba. This chapter - lovingly rough smut, PiV, creampie, fluff.
⚜ 𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖞 𝖘𝖚𝖒𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖞: Even the most powerful have their weaknesses. Volenta has more than a few of her own. One such weakness being her husband. Another - her love for toying with others. Her station permits it, but it doesn’t come without consequences, because Lady Inquisitor soon finds herself entangled with another man. And she doesn’t know just what events will unfold when the man she’s married to gets assigned to look over the Koronus Expanse.
In the 41st millennium, there’s only war. Be it on surfaces of planets, on the decks of spaceships or… in personal lives. And those battles are not easily won.
⚜ 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖘𝖚𝖒𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖞: The encounter with Heinrix and the drunken high in emotions gets easily forgotten when Volenta heads home, to the one she loves. Even news delivered by a man in her retinue does not sour her mood. Their reunion is passionate and sweet, because no matter how much time they are forced to spend apart, it doesn’t dull their feelings for one another. Not even one bit.
⚜ 𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝖈𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖙: 6,661 | AO3 | Chapter navigation
⚜ 𝖆/𝖓: When I say Xavier has big dick energy it’s not a metaphor
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commission done by Vanshound. im still so overwhelmed by this…this is exactly what i asked for. they probably have their pict taken together once and gideon keeps it with himself and never tell diana about it. so when she left that’s the only thing he had left of her.
also a no fancy cap version under cut
a psyker falling in love with a commissar surely a good idea…of course….
rdehed24:
annahenriart:
Finally had some time to upload a very late wip-Wednesday! I almost never participate in these but finally got around to do it even if it’s ermm Sunday XD Thank you so much @thatzombiecat for the tag <3 if anyone has a wip they want to show consider yourself tagged! :>
nahoba:
What are you doing here? Don’t you see that Lord Captain and Interrogator are busy? 😡😡😡
pheedraws:
back on my Jason Isaacs as Eisenhorn propaganda
maggotknight:
Rouge Trader Appreciation Week
Hello <3 I believe it is that time again.. For another appreciation week for the Warhammer 40,000: Rouge Trader fanspace 🎉🎉🎉
WHEN? Starting THIS SUNDAY ( May 6th, 2025 ); and lasting all week! ( May 13th, 2025 )
HOW? Send, asks anon or not, telling your fellow rogue traders how much you appreciate what they bring to the space!
and
Reblog the shout out post that is scheduled for SUNDAY ( May 6th, 2025) with your favorite piece of art. Whether it be written, composed or drawn! You can use the tag: #rtappreciationweek
WHY? because the last event went so well and I feel we are long overdue! I look forward to reading all of the asks and rebagles <3
infernaldaydreams:
Don’t disturb them they’re plotting <3
natchart:
Ciaphas Cain. Do not mistake his righteous concern with fear, for he has none! Yes, obviously 😃
immren:
the bath scene made me smile
