April 2025

theevilscribbler:

holylustration:

April Fools Story Collection is Live!

https://archiveofourown.org/collections/beeftradervol1/profile

Come read the magnificent contributions of @redbatchedcumbermayned ; @pycnolite; @theevilscribbler; Hackinslash, and me on this day, the finest of April Fools.

And in case you were wondering, here are the winners of the Prestigious Dopamine Week Live Reading Awards:

The D.H. Lawrence Dicktionary Award: @redbatchedcumbermayned, Hackinslash
For most unique use of vocabulary

The Heinrich von Kleist Length Award: @pycnolite
For longest sentences in a smut fic

The Frank Herbert Creativity Award: @redbatchedcumbermayned
For most original euphemism of a sex organ

The Chuck Tingle Award: Hackinslash, @theevilscribbler, Me
For the piece that brought us the most joy

The Giles Coren Stoic Award: Me
For the reading with the most gravitas

You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll reach for the brain bleach…

(Seriously, these were so much fun! Can’t wait for Round 2!)

Merax

Birthday gift commission for @tiasmox with his manificent boi Merax, DH oc
alternative version under the cut

RT OCs face sketch ref sheets, current looks

OC: Vincent Emmanuel Andar (von Valancius)
OC: Elayne Andar van der Ghiessen (von Valancius)

Okay I went further and decided to edit these face ref sketches for their current appearances because I’m restless and can’t shut up about them. My pookies after they survived the angst meatgrinder.

Past looks here:

Aequinoctum

A pair of painted covers for my Rogue Trader OC x OC pairing’s shared Spotify playlist, resembling an Yin-Yang balance. Showcasing their mutual past and a glimpse into their future being thrown apart.

These two are currently reaching their own Equinox in my mindspace as the Lex Imperialis draws near and Vincent would forge his own path from then onward. You’ll definitely will see him more and more.

OC: Vincent Emmanuel Andar (von Valancius)
OC: Elayne Andar van der Ghiessen (von Valancius)

Embed playlist and side by side comparisons under the cut:

Approval stare meme ft. Vince ;3

template made by amazing @necromosss, thank u so much♥♥

OC: Vincent Emmanuel Andar (von Valancius)

Rogue Trader OCs face ref sheets: coloured versions

Both their past and current appearance. Decided to make an impromtu skin colour study out of these sketches.

OC: Vincent Emmanuel Andar (von Valancius)
OC: Elayne Andar van der Ghiessen (von Valancius)

So… Vincent Andar von Valancius and Solomorne Anthar….

destiny takes an unsuspecting turn :’D

“Uh, so… you’re no cousin of mine?”
“THANKFULLY, NO”
“OH, Emperor’s balls be blessed”