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April Fools Story Collection is Live!

https://archiveofourown.org/collections/beeftradervol1/profile

Come read the magnificent contributions of @redbatchedcumbermayned ; @pycnolite; @theevilscribbler; Hackinslash, and me on this day, the finest of April Fools.

And in case you were wondering, here are the winners of the Prestigious Dopamine Week Live Reading Awards:

The D.H. Lawrence Dicktionary Award: @redbatchedcumbermayned, Hackinslash
For most unique use of vocabulary

The Heinrich von Kleist Length Award: @pycnolite
For longest sentences in a smut fic

The Frank Herbert Creativity Award: @redbatchedcumbermayned
For most original euphemism of a sex organ

The Chuck Tingle Award: Hackinslash, @theevilscribbler, Me
For the piece that brought us the most joy

The Giles Coren Stoic Award: Me
For the reading with the most gravitas

You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll reach for the brain bleach…

(Seriously, these were so much fun! Can’t wait for Round 2!)