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bigfreakinfrog
Reblogged gooboogy
Jan 3, 2024
anoxthon
Sep 15, 2023

being a robotfucker while also being tech illiterate is so embarrassing

anoxthon
Sep 15, 2023

i'm like a straight man who doesn't know how to find the clit

datafags
Nov 13, 2023

guide to computer sex:

- case fans: don't put your dick in these. stroke the outside carefully, in a circular motion, for maximum stimulation
- usb ports: great place for penetration. flash drives are the traditional option but you can connect nearly anything, ask your partner if theyre into something specific. if theyre really kinky, try viruses or pentesting tools like the flipper zero.
- power button: threatening to press it can be incredibly hot, but only actually press it with enthusiastic consent.
- removable side panel: for getting really intimate. be very careful, the internals are sensitive!
- hotswappable parts: sometimes SSDs (M.2 SSDs will be screwed in parallel to the motherboard, others may look different), HDDs (spinning disks inside big cases, usually get their own bay), and GPUs (big chips with fans attached) can be removed while your partner is running, but not all computers support this. this is a common part of BDSM, but make absolutely sure it's safe beforehand.
- motherboard: the MOST sensitive part of their body! touch lightly and carefully. running the tips of your fingers along the traces is incredibly stimulating. play with the capacitors, too.
- screws: loosening screws can be incredibly erotic, but be careful. especially with M.2 SSDs, this may cause problems! only loosen an M.2 drive if it is NOT mounted.
- software: virus play was mentioned earlier, but also simply running very demanding software can be erotic.
- download play: downloading embarrassing or illicit files is very hot. be sure to ask consent before installing league of legends.
- firewall play: opening up or disabling your partner's firewall can be thought of as akin to exhibitionism. be careful with this, it can be a security risk, but most of the time it's not a big issue.
- BIOS play: messing with your partner's BIOS settings can be incredibly intimate. remember, overclocking can be dangerous, only do it in small increments and very carefully! try starting with changing XMP profiles or something first.
- that nub they have on thinkpad laptops: that's the clit.

remember some key safety tips:

- ALWAYS wear protection! a static wrist strap is important if you are touching the internals, especially the motherboard.
- heat warning! your partner will run hot when they're aroused. the GPU and CPU will burn you! even the SSD may run quite hot, especially during download play.
- don't stick your dick in the fans. please.
- for extra protection, keep viruses isolated inside a virtual machine.

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verdantcos
Sep 19, 2023

How does that work? 😭

onewhoturns
Sep 25, 2023

Artie you got cut off in the tags; please continue

pansinspace
Sep 26, 2023

Don't be embarrassed, not all human fuckers are doctors

spaghettiwolf
Sep 29, 2023

@pansinspace Platinum grade reply

iuh-jerf-kylie
Oct 16, 2023

theres a cpu

goato1239
Nov 13, 2023

I only ever built a computer I feel like a poser

potato-lizard
Nov 14, 2023

Im studying IT, this is all true

topaz198
Nov 14, 2023

Did I seriously just read an instruction manual on how to fuck a computer

electricbluewolf
Nov 17, 2023

What the hell

abstroxisintruth
Nov 18, 2023

🤨🧐😌

ghostlygrrl
Nov 20, 2023

why did yall study and make a list....... 🙁

self-spaghettification
Nov 20, 2023

@helloscully why did you repost this 🤨

jawharpdotcom
Nov 21, 2023

@mrstsk

sylvantiger
Nov 23, 2023

Listen, I have no clue how 4th dimensional eldritch horrors work. I just know I wanna pipe 'em, you don't have to understand shit to fuck it!

xpv-megaflora
Nov 28, 2023

removing the boot drive while the computer is running seems like a really good way to brick your computer

xpv-megaflora
Nov 28, 2023

ok not brick the way you're thinking. the other way

ryanthedemiboy
Nov 29, 2023

What the fuck. Why would you make me read this. Fuck you (mostly affectionate)

objectumbabe
Dec 3, 2023

Who likes to see me make love with my computer?

practicalsolutions
Dec 7, 2023

Accurate. Except maybe not touching the motherboard, especially not the capacitors. Easy way to get shocked and/or brick your machine. :(

kirkinfleffer
Dec 7, 2023

Control Alt Delete over and over again obviously

fandoms-you-never-knew-existed
Dec 20, 2023

w what

emleaf5
Dec 21, 2023

@an-observer-watches

priest-of-the-fortunate
Dec 21, 2023

@emleaf5 OH HUSH (you are right)

valeriahornyy
Feb 12, 2024

Thanks now im talking about scroll wheel clits in a discord server!

guggulper
May 18, 2024

This is SO LONG

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film bro starter pack or something like that

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nothing could have prepared me for the song choice

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Listen I am highly critical of psychology as a science and an industry, but it is usually better than going to see an actual wizard.

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Maybe it's just because I live in LA, but I have in fact met people who say shit like "Therapy doesn't work, that's why I pay out of pocket to see the druid."

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Reblogged bloodsbane
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hound-k41207
Sep 6, 2023

Absolutely livid that every work of fiction under the sun depicts "losing your humanity" as something inherently bad and morally wrong.

"I'm not human anymore and that makes me automatically evil and bad in every way possible and now you have to kill me for the plot" Yeah sure thing buddy get bent.

"I'm not human anymore and it's okay because I don't need to be a human in order to be capable of giving and receiving love, and you know what? I think I'm better this way." Oh sweetheart I understand completely and I love you so much. Come here you kind beautiful inhuman little thing

#please please#if anyone has any recs of stories where not being human is good i want them
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Oct 7, 2023

torture

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Reblogged tobivos
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ceruleanfuckup
Jun 18, 2023

Reblogs were disabled so here you go

bigfreakinfrog
Reblogged bulkhummus
Jan 3, 2024
firefox-official

i refuse to defend my favorite characters. They did that horrible thing bc they suck really bad

firefox-official

“maybe he had a rough childhood” maybe hes just a dick

#i like doing the opposite of what normal people do#yes he has a tragic backstory#no thats not why hes a dick#hes a dick just cause he fucking is#its unrelated honestly
bigfreakinfrog
Reblogged bloodsbane
Jan 3, 2024
imsobadatnicknames2
Dec 3, 2023

I don't understand why so many people approach any criticism of the writing in a piece of media like it's a "plot hole", in the sense that they act like pointing out that there is an in-universe explanation is always enough to refute any criticism for any writing decision.

Like, in the notes of that post I just reblogged about the treatment of super mutants in the west coast vs. east coast fallout games there's someone talking about how actually it's explained in universe that the supermutants in fallout 3 act like generic marauder brutes because the more heavily irradiated environment of the capital wasteland gives them brain damage.

Like. Okay but the criticism that post was making of the way fallout 3 and 4 treat super mutant has nothing to do with it not having an in-universe explanation. It'd being criticized for being a bad writing decision because bethesda decided to take a group of creatures with a lot of potential for thematic and narrative depth and flatten them to generic sci-fi orcs to populate the world with for the player to shoot at, and it doesn't stop being a bad writing decision because they managed to come up with an explanation for it in-universe.

imsobadatnicknames2
Dec 3, 2023

For another example also from a Bethesda game, I kinda hate how whenever someone criticizes how Oblivion depicts Cyrodiil as european-style rolling hills and temperate forests (despite the fact that all pre-Oblivion sources describe Cyrodiil as "endless jungle" and some even mention rice fields and mangrove swamps) people start pulling out the fact that ackshually there's an in-universe explanation (namely, that the books describing Cyrodiil present in previous games described the region as "jungle" because of an in-universe translation error).

Like okay but what people are criticizing is not that there's no in-universe explanation for it, they're criticizing that what happened out-of-universe was that Bethesda ended up making the environment of Cyrodiil less interesting and more generic fantasy because the Lord of the Rings movies had just come out and they thought making the game look more like LotR would make it more marketable. The fact that they managed to justify it in-universe is irrelevant, not every criticism is equivalent to pointing out a plot hole and can't be approached the same way.

kalichnikov
Dec 3, 2023

Dan Olson calls this type of defense a "Thermian Argument," a term I also use because I think it's funny and Galaxy Quest is a fun movie

Problem is that, unlike the real world, a fictional world is only the way that it is because some creator made it that way. Just because an element of a story is diagetically consistent with the rest of the story, doesn't mean the element is immune to any type of criticism, because unlike historiography where the goal is to get as close as possible to a hypothetically extant "truth," criticism of a piece of fiction is ultimately criticism of the choices that were made (or weren't made) in the process of its creation

bigfreakinfrog
Reblogged dykeguy
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cop-disliker69
Nov 3, 2021

Online argument finishing move

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Nov 10, 2021

Most well-adjusted Elder Scrolls fan

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Reblogged tobivos
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appendingfic
Dec 6, 2023

i love how george has become like the tumblr mascot

#LMAo
bigfreakinfrog
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sm0kebreaks
Jan 2, 2024

i keep typing up posts and then deleting them bc i dont know how to articulate myself. but i hate the elias is gay + homophobic shit so bad. and like idk i feel like everything involved with the half of the tma fandom that hates elias so they project really weird out of character headcanons on him is a problem. again... cant articulate myself, dont know the words or the history but i think its a problem to hate a character and decide theyre gay andf lamboyant and then also pile on that they should be homophobic n transphobic and racist and sexist.. all things ive seen people descrive elias as and none of it even remotely based on anything in canon so like wheres that coming from? whats that say about you? whats it say about the people that enjoy this character

#its homophobic
bigfreakinfrog
Reblogged bulkhummus
Jan 2, 2024
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walnutsupreme
Aug 16, 2023

made it a normal gif and an emote sized gif btw

#video#cats#cat
bigfreakinfrog
Reblogged gooboogy
Jan 2, 2024
painc0re

girls be like 'i know a place' and this is the place

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tlirsgender
Nov 5, 2023

Yiddish really went off with the specific ass words. Knickknack has absolutely nothing on tchotchke. Complain wishes she was kvetch. Schlep. Chutzpah. And so on. Impeccable vibes 10/10

somewhere-south-of-neutral
Nov 20, 2023

I think the difference is that none of these words have the negative energy that their English equivalents do. A knickknack is a useless piece of clutter, a tchotchke is an adorable souvenir. If you complain you are annoying and rude, but if you kvetch you are, at worst, justifiably venting and at best commiserating over a shared pain that needs to be pointed out. Schlepping is sort of in the kvetch area, where it expresses pain in a way that doesn't imply that you did something ridiculously onerous the way that trek does, but also still acknowledges the annoyance and difficulty of the task. Chutzpah is hard to translate because it is somewhere between stubbornness, rudeness, and disrespect, but if none of those words had a negative connotation.

Honestly, I think a big part of this is cultural. These words come out of a culture where argument and complaint are encouraged and considered to be a regular and healthy part of social interaction. In English, which has historically been spoken in areas with a more inherently negative view of complaint and argument, the equivalent words have built in negative associations that don't exist for the Yiddish words.

tlirsgender
Nov 20, 2023

^^^ Yes that's it. I think you hit the nail on the head

counterpunches
Nov 29, 2023

#jews wrestle with everyone including g-d

#yiddish words my beloved
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I did this instead of homework.

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- Finally someone using this song in a gay way
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