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Interviewer: So, how did you get out of the Unknowing?

Jon: I, uh…well, Elias told me I had to use my Eye powers, so I just… squinted until I could tell that everyone was actually just mannequins.

Daisy: Killed everything that moved. Including that stupid coffin lid. Yes, I realize I moved the lid to get in. Don’t ask me any more questions.

Basira: Eh, I saw a bunch of crazy mannequins. Been there, done that. I got bored and walked out.

Bonus, Tim: Honestly, my life was already that chaotic. Fitting that my death should be too.

Interviewer: How would you have gotten out of the Unknowing?

Bonus, Melanie: Mmm. I’ve stabbed ghosts. Mannequins can’t be that different, right? At least they’ve got bodies to stab.

Bonus, Martin: I, uh, think I would’ve just burned the place down. I’m not letting some creepy clown murder me; I’m just going to set fire to the place and leave.