2021-09-29 5:05:18 ¶ ●

## Texts From My Phone That Correspond To Entities

it’s the same friend every time btw

Buried

“Godot is boring|but that’s the point” “I felt like I was reading a nightmare|the kind you just want to wake up from but can’t” “it’s depressing but like lethargic depression depressing” -me and my friend; | means it’s a different text bubble

“If you want credit you gotta pay” “Very true|Capitalism” -my friend and me

Corruption

“but mommy I WANT bedbugs”

“what if the coronavirus was human sized”

Dark

“Me every time a bird flies past the sun: THE SUN HAS FLICKERED! AAAAAAAA! THE END IS NEAR!”

a very annoyed Manuela, at the end of a long night of science: “The Beatles: here comes the sun[.] Me: yes I know”

Desolation

“true or FIREEEEEEEEEE”

“A Tom Dick or Harry will build a house for Carrie but then she’ll burn it down” referencing Carrie from Carrie, also a song lyric

End

“…it can be a metaphor for death. Because it will always get you no matter what.”

Extinction

“I just heard this weird whistle like a bomb dropping whistle and no one was here to whistle|I momentarily thought I was being bombed|I was very chill considering”

“We’ve got plague and pestilence at this point|Is war next|I’m worried”

Eye

“Grampa: ‘that lady’s (on tv) eyes are crooked. *pause* put your eyes back lady’”

Martin while Jon is in America: “I haven’t gotten an email back except the one with more eyeballs”

“*magic magic magic* instant zoology knowledge”

surely Jonny at some point: “I need ideas for a story so *ominous British accent* what is your worst fear?”

Flesh

“My bones just popped to the rhythm of we will rock you” -my friend

“like so cold your bones crisp” -my friend

Hunt

“a scavenger hunt no”

Lonely

“I am a lonely cow[.] MOOOO!”

Slaughter

“I have no idea why I killed him???” (a character I wrote)

“I shall try łë čhóp ćhôp”

Spiral

from a picture of a script: “(david kingsley enters. Perhaps 3 6 or 37. A iiuiM 0/ decided charm a\id d’\s[\}ic[\, treatiiuj eveiiiiig clothes, you see his while uniffler above ihe dark lopcoal.)” There is more, such as “i-rank jollows”, “sloirer ind sloirer”, and “Cjood morning, Jratik!”

“I’m all blurry for some reason”

Stranger

“I thought the you in the picture was really you but then I realized it was the other way around”

“didn’t river wear a fireman last year?”

Vast

“like an existential crisis is when you have deep thoughts about why we exist”

“You accidentally said ‘I won’t matter’ but mood”

Web

“The last sentence of the first paragraph makes it sound like humans bite the spiders.”

“Technically everyone who doesn’t believe in reincarnation is immune to karma”