My mom: Where’s that music coming from?
I did not hear it. This isn’t weird, since I’m hard of hearing, but no one else commented on it.
Me: …is it a calliope?
My mom: Yes, it sounds like it. How’d you know?
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Update: it apparently wasn’t a calliope. :( but it was still weird.
Also, one of my coworkers’ names is Nikola. Me internally: *eyes emoji*
(The way I phrased that makes a possible reading my coworker has many names, one of which is Nikola, which I’m not fixing for punny reasons.)