“But as I told Martin earlier, he was there for over a week, so there is very likely a perfectly natural explanation for the fact that his body was completely encased in web.“-MAG 16

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Martin: Jon, he was encased in webs!

Jon: Yes. And?

Martin: He was encased in webs! Do you think that’s normal?

Jon: He was there for a week. Spiders will crawl all over dead bodies.

Martin: Jon, that’s, like, ants or something. 

Jon: Mmm. Completely normal. *does not say that he does not think so and he’s scared that that could conceivably happen so he’s denying it*

Martin: Oh-kay then.