The funniest part of Mag 182: “Wellbeing” is when Dr. Jane Doe is giving the tour and Jon’s like “thanks for the tour” because he needs to make a statement and Jane’s like “no there’s more” and Jon’s just like “oh. okay then.” 

Jon: the embodiment of all knowledge, omniscient, can see the edges of reality

also Jon: still too awkward to tell a tour guide of a hellscape he needs to go to the metaphysical bathroom

The second funniest part is “don’t ask about the canteen”.