Jon’s statement voice is like eating cereal in milk in a way that eating cereal with milk never is

Edit: Five people apparently agree with me, for some reason? Or, at least, they liked this post. If you do agree with me, can you explain this? Because I sure can’t.

Edit 2: It’s idealized cereal probably because cereal gets soggy after a few bites. But that doesn’t answer the question of why cereal. The best I can offer is that it’s crunchy. Which is not…really that helpful.