So I was going on in the notes of someone else’s post that said to think of cursed ideas for the ‘future plans’ with TMA that Jonny told us about. And I thought of the cursedly cast TMA movie and moved my thoughts to my own post because it was a lot. (Sorry. Also, in advance, I a) don’t know very many British actors as I’m American, and b) know mostly actors from the MCU.)

Jon—Benedict Cumberbatch. (Playing just Sherlock again, obviously. *rolls eyes* and my OG idea was Chris Hemsworth)

Martin—Martin Freeman. (hee hee, but the OG option I thought of was Tom Holland. This is more cursed)

Tim—Will Smith.

Sasha—Zendaya.

Elias—Johnny Depp. (I am thinking of Willy Wonka and not PotC. Don’t ask. It might not be that cursed.)

Gertrude and Leitner are Meryl Streep and David Attenborough. I don’t really know that many older actors, like old old not Johnny Depp old, so this isn’t that cursed. Please put your suggestions in the suggestion box (the comments).

Basira—Zoe Seldaña. (Gamora in the MCU; the main alien lady in Avatar.)

Daisy—Gwyneth Paltrow.

Melanie—Reese Witherspoon. (I’m thinking of Legally Blonde.)

Georgie—Oprah. (I realize there’s a 22 year age gap between her and Cucumberman. It’s cursed. Also—Oprah is 67!)

Nikola—Jess Law. (She’s so cursed she uncursed her own role and she’s played by Jess Law.)

Helen the Distortion—Scarlett Johanssen.

Michael the Distortion—Chris Pratt.