Also, Jon probably figured out that Season 5 is an allegory for capitalism and how it’s terrible. I imagine he’s adding commentary after each statement.

Jon, after narrating the Slaughter statement (In The Trenches): …so, that was about the glorification of war, I guess.

After the Stranger statement (Revolutions): Hard to say. Possibly the fears were just getting back at me for thinking carousels were thrilling.