2025-03-11 16:08:33 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

anaceshornyblog:

> Future Monster Jon dropping off a bag of clothes to fit Past 🥚 Jon’s preferred Gender and then shredding anything that would give dysphoria. Importantly it does not explain why it is doing so. This goes as well as can be expected.

Just a series of Monster Jon trying to crack that egg with just the most obvious(to it) hints. Only to Past Jon their future self is just doing things like shredding their work clothes, dropping unknown medication(hormones) on their table, changing all the pronouns on any online profile(Sasha helped with this one).

Just anything that will break that egg. Monster Jon even manages to recruit Tim to this, getting him to give Jon on of those it’s a (insert gender here) cards and leaving the Wikipedia page for Gender Dysphoria printed out inside it. Jon thinks it’s like those office birthday cards everyone signs and doesn’t even read it before signing and handing it back.

Past Jon just does. not. get. it.

Past Jon is trying to connect this odd series of behaviors and is a little terrified that Monster Jon might be trying to make them go crazy. Everyone in on the plan is just slamming their heads against various surfaces.