March 2025

skiesandcandy:

skiesandcandy:

Something about Elias as Jon’s adoptive parent has been compelling me for a while now,, something about the dynamic it gives them. Complicated and messy but also very very horny OK. I think it could be so fun.

Ohh my god I love this ao much I have to put my thoughts out of the tags I’m sorry. I’m being attacked by brain worms rn. Jon who feels completely responsible for his grandma’s death, because he wandered off again and she’d been worried SICK what was he thinking and then. And then. Jon who was so angry and bitter and lonely all the time, snapping at anyone who got too close and always so so scared of everything that moves wrong, not even able to cry. Just feel this horrible horrible Thing in his chest, this hole that feels like it’ll consume him one day and he doesn’t know how to make it stop. Nobody wanted him. Nobody wanted the kid that yells and slams the doors and doesn’t like talking to anyone and hates bad textures and doesn’t like any of your food. Until for some ungodly reason, Elias tells him he’s going to be adopting him officially. And for the life of him he can’t understand why. He’s not cute or polite or appealing or anything any of the others would get adopted for and Elias just seems more than happy to sit in the same room with him and read together. Like nothings wrong with him at all.

Godddd. Jon who doesn’t know if he’s ever loved anyone or how to do it, how he’d even know if he loved someone. Feels sick with guilt when Elias starts saying “I love you” and he doesn’t know if he can say it back, even though he wanted to hear it more than anything. But he’s desperate and feels like he’s dying if Elias isn’t around and clings to him so hard he bruises so maybe that’s close enough. Elias is stern and firm but so gentle. Seemingly endlessly patient. Tucks him into bed and nothing he does ever seems to phase him, not really. Reads to him, gets him a stuffed animal even when he says he’s too old for one, he’s not a baby, and Elias just says he saw him staring at it, he’s really not subtle. Lets him sit on his lap while he reads to him and runs his fingers through his hair and he doesn’t know if he can call him dad but what else can he call it. Doesn’t know if he loves him like you should love a father or loves him in a way he’s really really not supposed to love him or if he loves him at all. Just knows there’s something awful in his chest that wants to cling onto him and never let him leave and burrow into his skin. And the older he gets the worse it gets, but Elias never seems to bat an eye.

I just think. Their first time should be so gentle and loving and possessive. Elias so gentle with him even as he cages him in his arms and tells him how proud he makes him, how brave he is coming to him, he’ll make it so good for him, he promises. I think Elias should tell him he’s safe here and Jon should burst into tears. I think Jon should cling onto him and whine so loudly for his dad, for more, deeper, closer, please, because it’s not even just about arousal it’s about needing to be so close they’re almost the same, about needing to be so beloved and coveted for Elias to open him up and see him and think he’s beautiful and worth taking care of. He’s never felt smaller or safer than when Elias was gently rubbing circles into his back as he cries, so full and so sure he can’t take anymore but needing it so bad he can barely breathe. Jon never feeling more wanted than when Elias gently guides his hands on where to touch him, where to touch himself, his hand so much bigger than his, smiling like he’s indulging himself. Looks at him so fondly he wants to cry. Just. Jon acting more like a kid during sex than he ever lets himself outside of it. Heavy age play before Jon even knows what age play is. Jon doesn’t know how to ask Elias to take care of him but he knows how to spread his legs and whine so prettily and think so loudly “I’m sorry I can’t be nice or make friends or be normal but can I make you feel good? I don’t know if I love you. But I need you. Is that enough? Please take care of me. I’ll make it good for you.” I just. Yeah. Yeah….

skiesandcandy:

Someone should tell Jon he takes after his dad in regards to Elias. I think it’d do some fun things to his brain and he’d never be able to be normal about Elias teaching him anything ever again. Or elias’ remarks about their similarities. Or anyone calling them similar. He’s dead he’s gone. Sorry

Look I just think if Jon and AU Jon who is Elias’s kid meet Jon should make some comment about it being very obvious who raised him. AU Jon should be very not normal about this.

kairos-polaris:

I need jonelias vampire au specifically so someone would call Jonah Jon’s maker. do you get it?

skiesandcandy:

Please think about je forcemasc. For me. Please think about it being a cnc thing. If Jon can’t make himself admit it, if Jon can’t accept he’s a guy and that he wants this so so bad they can pretend for as long as he needs to. Yk??? Just. I need Elias drugging him and him struggling weakly as he’s stripped for his t gel. OK. I think it’d be fun and hot. I think Jon leaving his t suspiciously where Elias could find it when he thinks he’s faking it is fun. I think when his depression about not looking how he wants to is too bad Elias should use his weird brain powers to force how he views him onto him. I think it’d be fun.

my-secret-shame:

willgrahamscock:

what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

what will actually happen

magnuspanoptes:

Jon & Elias - Me and the Devillength - 3 min 8 sec

made a little edit of some of jon & elias’s lines. spoilers for mag 1 to 161.

doctorwhowatchesthewatchmen:

shipping isn’t about what the writers or actors say is or isn’t romantic. shipping isn’t even about romance a good percentage of the time. shipping is about seeing The Dynamic and going absolutely hog wild in your mind and your friends dms about it.

anaceshornyblog:

Look I just think if Jon and AU Jon who is Elias’s kid meet Jon should make some comment about it being very obvious who raised him. AU Jon should be very not normal about this.

Canon Jon seeing a dark reflection of what he could have been had he just been less attached to his humanity, and finding both horror and envy at the thought. Saying in horrified fascination what he’s thinking while wishing there was some way he could both help his other self see the terror in his situation and have even a fraction of what he has in his certainty regarding Elias.

“You just remind me so much of him, easy enough to tell who raised you.”

Au Jon hearing he’s like his dad, the person he looks up to, the most important person to him. He doesn’t pay attention to the horror in his other self’s voice, only to the envy. He only cares that Elias left a mark on him, that he’s special, and so he takes it as a compliment, and also a bit of an admission that his other self wants something like that too. So of course he’s not thinking of how fucked up his next words are to his reflection.

“Well yes, I should hope so. Do you think your Elias left an impression on you too?

skiesandcandy:

Someone should know about je fauxcest/incest whatever floats your boat so they can fuck Jon and tell him his father taught him well. Someone should tell Jon he takes after his father when he does a good job eating them out. Maybe even they get called by Elias during it and they tell him “you raised him VERY well. How’d you get him this well behaved? He seemed so disobedient before..” I just. I just think. Listen. Jon has a praise kink bigger than the moon.

Something about Peter being thought of as Jon’s deadbeat dad during season 4 is so funny to me. Elias is in prison and Jon is just like okay who is the next worst person I can assign my fauxcest kink to.

Now I am thinking about Peter having Elias call him from prison while he’s got Jon choking on his dick. He’s fine he doesn’t need to breathe. Jon struggling to get his mouth free, but Peter’s grip in his hair is too tight. Peter talking with Elias about how the Institute is doing, the budget, just the most mundane things. Then talking about his good Jon is being. How well trained he is, and how much effort Elias must have put into him.

Peter asking very dramatically if Elias would like to talk to Jon. Elias telling Jon that he’s so proud of him for being such a good boy. Peter pulling Jon off his cock only for the call to disconnect before Jon can speak. Oops guess they’ll have to do this the next time Elias is allowed to make a phone call.

sparks-out:

sparks-out:

I’m just really not particularly interested in vore at all but I think I’d be willing to make an exception for Jon. He should get eaten sometimes I think. As enrichment.

They thing is a lot of the time vore involves swallowing and I don’t want that for Jon. He needs to be Bitten. He’d be sooooo crunchy he needs it he deserves it before being pulled all the way inside someone please…..

blackberreh-art:

POV: You enter Mr. Bouchard’s office without waiting for an answer, and find him in a state of undress…..

Smirking, he offers you something you… don’t know if you should accept or refuse. Feels… Kinda like a threat actually? Hm.

When will they invent something that can just beam my thoughts directly into writing?

nek-ros:

i love goofy fetish porn situation magic. oh no the brave knight opened a cursed chest and now he has a pussy and the only way to cure it is by shooting a load in him

Thinking about some huge monster pushing one giant, thick, razor-sharp claw inside a clenching, empty hole... fucking it in and out, the sharp tip rubbing teasingly against the inner walls, pausing to press against a particularly sensitive spot....

monsterfuckerconfessions:

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skiesandcandy:

Je adoption is SO fun though. Elias gladly teaching his son how to touch himself, helping him explore what he likes, so indulgent of his every whim. So fond of his boy. He has plenty of stories of things he got up to at his age, and smiles knowingly when Jon gets curious about them. Here’s more than happy to recreate them for him. Him using his own toys on him, letting him figure out which ones he likes the best,,, him teaching him what feels best on a t dick,,, him indulging his fantasies and so endeared by his sweet boy,,, idk something about the dynamic. Jon doesn’t know if he loves him but whatever he has for him burns so warmly in those moments where Elias is touching him, so careful not to cause any more pain than he wants. Maybe he loves him maybe he doesn’t but he wouldn’t trust anyone else with his body. Wouldn’t spread his legs for anyone else’s affection. Thinks about Jon unsatisfied after fucking someone else going right back to his dad, even though he feels embarrassed about it, because he takes such good care of him, because he knows exactly what he needs. Elias teaching him to give a blowjob,, so patient and steady with him, so careful,,, Jon feels more like a child when his dad’s taking such good care of him during sex than he ever did. Jon nuzzling into his neck while he pounds into him,,, if Jon ever mentions the breeding fantasy Elias is more than happy to indulge that to no end <3 what if he had a tiny piece of Elias and because of that he owns him, just as much as Elias already owns him. Elias could tell Jon he already belongs to him, sounding like he’s just stating an obvious fact. I think that could rewire his brain chemistry. I think Jon can be normal about this information. Just. Horrible toxic and far too tender incest. Thank u

Jon was desperate, and also an idiot, that was the only explanation he could come up for why he had ended up in his current position. Kneeling in front of Peter offering his mouth for just the chance to talk to Elias on the phone. In his defense he had tried everything else, short of breaking in to prison talk to his da-to Elias. So yes desperate and stupid about summed up his current state.

“Go on then, deals a deal,” Jon glared at Peter, he sounded far too amused, probably thought the whole thing was quite funny. Still he was right, so Jon swallowed his pride, ignoring the obvious joke about swallowing Peter would no doubt make, luckily unlike Elias Peter couldn’t just dip into his head. Despite Jon’s intentions it was hard not to hesitate once Peter’s dick was freed from his pants, honestly it was just excessive. Something of Jon’s thoughts must have shown on his face as Peter laughed, “What too much for you? Thought you would be used to taking whatever’s given to you.”

What’s that-,” Jon’s indignant response, underlined with static was cut off as Peter apparently decided that he was no longer interested in being patient. Hooking one of his hands in Jon’s hair, the other gripping his jaw to guide him onto his cock. He didn’t go far, just pressing the tip against his tongue, but the stretch was already uncomfortable and Jon doubted he was going to be content with that.

“No questions, use your mouth for something useful,” Peter released his jaw, not that Jon could close it, but kept a grip on his hair, giving a slight tug and he got the hint. Bracing himself with his hands on Peter’s thighs he slowly pressed forward, it wasn’t comfortable like with El-, like normal, the stretch making his jaw cramp already. Bobbing his head slowly, he tried to take more of him, only to choke when he went any further than about a third of the way. God he probably looked a mess, drool already dripping down his chin. Pulling together a bit of composure he looked pointedly at the phone, trying to remind Peter of the deal without his voice.

“I’m sure he’ll call soon, probably already watching you,” Jon froze, realizing that yes, the constant feeling of being watched had shifted, now it was focused on him, watching him humiliate himself. The feeling made Jon shudder, his traitorous body growing wet immediately. He wanted to scream, he wasn’t here, but that didn’t seem to matter considering the wetness he could feel between his thighs as he tried to shift to a more comfortable position. Instead he moaned as his shifting gave him the barest pressure, the sound muffled by the cock in his mouth.

“That really all it takes? Just knowing he can see you like this and you’re dripping?” Jon whined, it wasn’t his fault, not that he could defend himself, Peter clearly decided that he had enough time to warm up. The grip on his hair turned harsh, yanking him forward, his cock battering the back of his throat. He was choking, and he still had more to take, and Peter seemed intent to have him take it all. Panic started to overcome his shame as he realized that he may have made a mistake.

The phone ringing cut through his panic, and Peter’s grip eased slightly, letting him pull back enough to get his mouth free. Jon tried to catch his breath coughing and spluttering, a vision of himself slipped into his head, as thought he was looking in a mirror. He looked a wreck already, covered in drool, lips swollen and red. He didn’t know if it was the eye or Elias but either way shame bubbled up inside him, to be seen like this. Pushing those thoughts away as best he could he stared at the phone, some part of him, the part that Jon loathed when he was in his right mind was screaming that his da- Elias was calling, and Peter wasn’t picking up.

“Get your mouth back where it’s supposed to be and I’ll answer, remember the deal,” Peter sounded completely unconcerned with Jon’s internal struggle, just vaguely amused. Jon unsure how much longer the phone would ring, decided not to test their agreement. This time he did his best to relax his mouth as much as he could, before wrapping his lips back around Peter, still an uncomfortable stretch. Doing his best to convey his intention to behave as he suckled at the head, Jon’s eyes flicked from Peter, to the phone, back to Peter. His thoughts repeating a litany of please, please answer, please, please, please.

“Better,” Peter picked up the phone and Jon could barely hear the robotic voice on the other end of the line, informing Peter where the call was coming from. Jon strained trying to hear as Peter greeted Elias, but it was just too quiet, and Jon wanted to wail. Instead he pressed forward, back to where Petre had held him before, if he got a little closer maybe he could hear. Peter’s voice cracked the tiniest bit as Jon swallowed around him, glancing down at him with an amused chuckle.

“Your Archivist is very eager, think you’ve been a bit soft in its training though.” Jon whined blushing furiously as Peter’s free hand gripped his hair again, despite trying to stay quiet to hear Elias. “Still it’s pretty good if you use a firm hand.”

He punctuated that statement with a slight yank, threatening to breach past his gag reflex and into Jon’s throat, before sliding back again. Using Jon like a toy, Jon tried to relax as much as he could, trying to ignore the obscene sounds, and the drool dripping onto his clothes. He wondered if Elias could hear, he could see, but was he loud enough for the phone to pick up his shameful moaning?

“Yes I’ve been making sure it eats, though it’s very picky,” Peter wasn’t even looking at Jon, keeping a steady rhythm, shallow enough for Jon to breathe, but not enough for him to get any words out. He should hate it, being used being talked about like he wasn’t there, he tried to tell himself he did. Lying to himself had always worked before.

“Don’t worry I’m not going to break it,” Peter chuckled at whatever Elias said and Jon wanted to scream. Let him talk to him, that was the deal, Jon would let Peter use him and Jon could talk to Elias. Peter looked down at him thoughtfully for a moment as though contemplating something. “It doesn’t need to breathe right?”

Jon probably should have seen what happened next coming, anything creative Peter came up with was not going to be fun for him. But he was so focused on trying to hear Elias he hadn’t braced himself. So he was not ready as he was yanked forward again, deeper than before, than he had ever managed, than he would ever want. Peter’s cock pressed past the last barrier to settle in his throat, and even Peter had to moan at that. Instinctively Jon panicked, he couldn’t breathe, and Peter’s grip was like iron holding him so his nose was pressed against the thick hair of his crotch. Thrashing did nothing, he was so much smaller than Peter. The logical part of him knew he was going to be fine, but that part wasn’t currently being heard over the part screaming he was dying.

“It didn’t like that, calm it down before it hurts itself would you?” Peter’s voice was a bit shaky, as he tried to affect his usual amused tone, clearly enjoying as Jon’s throat spasmed around him. All Jon could focus on, other than his brain telling him he was dying, was the phone, now on speaker, that Peter has set on the desk.

“Hello Jon, I see you’re being a good boy for Peter why don’t you relax?” Jon felt tears dripping down his cheeks, it had been so long since he had heard his d-Elias’s voice. It soothed something inside him, and almost on instinct he tried to do as he said, no longer thrashing about. If Elias said he’d be fine he would be, he wouldn’t hurt him, he would, he wouldn’t kill him. He felt his whole body shudder, and a blush formed on his face as he realized he had just orgasmed just from hearing Elias’s voice.

“Yes, don’t need to worry about pesky little things like breathing anymore.” Jon hummed, trying to agree, ignoring the moan it drew from Peter. He didn’t matter, he might as well not even be here to Jon, except for his cock still in his throat. The image of himself from earlier was back, he looked even more wrecked now, his eyes red from tears, and his mouth stretched obscenely around Peter. He could even see the impression of his dick in his throat, pressing it outwards. His pants were soaked, a wet spot forming on the front, an obvious tell that he was dripping wet. He shuddered both reveling and ashamed by the fact that Elias could see how much of a slut he was.

“Unfortunately I do have to be going soon, can’t be on the phone all day,” Jon tried to shake his head, but Peter now gripped his hair with both hands, immobilizing him completely. He tried to make eye contact with Peter, beg him without words, please let him talk to him, please, please.

“Make me cum, and I’ll let you talk,” Peter gave a lazy thrust, not even pulling out of his throat as Jon gagged around him. Jon whimpered, that hadn’t been the deal, but he knew Peter wasn’t going to care about that argument. Instead Jon tried, swallowing around Peter as best he could, ignoring the drool forced out as he slowly drew back, just a little bit as Peter let him, before sliding back down. The sounds were obscene, Jon wanted to die, wanted to end this, he was so close, he didn’t this, but it was the only way.

It didn’t take long, especially once Peter took control, sliding his mouth up and down his length while ignoring any damage he was doing. It was fine Jon would heal, he hummed and gagged and swallowed, anything to push Peter over the edge. The phone was silent other than breathing, but the feeling of being watched was stronger than ever, pressing down on Jon like a warm blanket, that could turn smothering at any time.

Peter was almost silent as he came, flooding Jon throat as he pulled back, sending the last few spurts onto Jon’s face. Jon tried to sallow but it was too much, as his abused throat contracted sending semen dripping out of his moth onto his already drool covered clothes. It didn’t matter, Jon gasped for air as he threw himself at the phone pulling it close, coughing trying to clear his lungs enough to speak.

“Good boy,” Elias sounded so proud and Jon preened, joy at finally, finally being able to talk to Eli-to his dad after so long, rushed through him. Only to drain away as he finally went to speak, only to be met with the dial tone as the phone disconnected. It was like someone had punched him in the stomach, as he curled up on the floor. He ignored Peter who simply tucked himself away before leaving Jon alone on the floor. Jon wailed, tears dripping down his cheeks, he was filthy covered in come and drool, his cunt still soaked from earlier. He had completely debased himself, and for what? To hear Elias on the phone for a few seconds?

Something hard and plastic poked into his back as he cried. Rolling over hr saw a tape recorder, sitting innocently, recording his shame. He pressed the button to stop the recording, before slowly pressing rewind. He just needed to hear his voice, it was all he had, curled up in the head office clutching a tape recorder Jon wept.

anaceshornyblog:

Something about Peter being thought of as Jon’s deadbeat dad during season 4 is so funny to me. Elias is in prison and Jon is just like okay who is the next worst person I can assign my fauxcest kink to.

Look I write something:

stjohnstarling:

I can be a pervert about things you’ve never even conceived of.

blackberreh-art:

so. women, huh

acesmithx:

“Are you decent?” Morally? Absolutely not. Decent like do I have pants on? Also no

blackberreh-art:

blackberreh-art:

so. women, huh

AWRIGHT GNIGHT

ameliarating:

yes they are toxic but it is because of the love. without the love it would be a lot healthier actually.

jon-elias:

Consensual workplace relationship, but there’s 12 dead and 36 injured

skiesandcandy:

Goddddd prev post. Jon looking at elias with HEART EYES. Sweaty and disheveled and absolutely smitten and needs elias right now or they’ll actually die. I need. To think about jon looking at elias like that. Or I’ll die.

lustcannibalism:

I hate small talk can you put your cigarette out on me

anaceshornyblog:

Now I am thinking about Peter having Elias call him from prison while he’s got Jon choking on his dick. He’s fine he doesn’t need to breathe. Jon struggling to get his mouth free, but Peter’s grip in his hair is too tight. Peter talking with Elias about how the Institute is doing, the budget, just the most mundane things. Then talking about his good Jon is being. How well trained he is, and how much effort Elias must have put into him.

Peter asking very dramatically if Elias would like to talk to Jon. Elias telling Jon that he’s so proud of him for being such a good boy. Peter pulling Jon off his cock only for the call to disconnect before Jon can speak. Oops guess they’ll have to do this the next time Elias is allowed to make a phone call.

Look it’s the fic version of this post because:

allthingswhumpyandangsty:

“you can write non-con and dark fics as long as you’re not romanticizing it”

“you can write non-con and dark fics as long as it’s your way of coping with your trauma”

“you can write non-con and dark fics as long as —”

actually, anybody — including you — can write non-con and dark fics, and any other fucked up things, however they want, for whatever reasons.

wanna romanticize the fuck out of your non-con / dead dove do not eat fic? go ahead. don’t let anybody stop you from creating the art you want to create.

wanna write non-con fic even if you were never a victim? go ahead. you don’t have to meet any specific criteria in order to create the art you want to create.

just tag your works properly so that you don’t accidentally expose those who might not want to be exposed to such topics to the topics, and you’re all good.

art does not have to be for everybody.

art has never been strictly about rainbow and sunshine. art can also be about the horror and the macabre.

art can be outright disgusting and messed up, and being disgusting and messed up can be just what makes the art a masterpiece.

write whatever you want to write and say fuck you to censorship.

Just saw a post about antennae language and now all I’m thinking about is Monster Jon with very sensitive antennae that are just very expressive. Also Elias or Sasha immobilizing the big monster by just barely holding them, because they are so sensitive and Jon being all whiny because that’s not fair. It’s okay though he’s still gonna get spoiled he just has to be patient.

beingharsh:

beingharsh:

*flirting with an older man* when i was born you had already attempted suicide once

finally someone says something kind of titillating

zillychu:

angels clearing out the sexual attraction part of asexual brains: hey what should we do with this empty space

angel in the sex dungeon who’s got a backed up inventory of weirdass kinks: I have an idea,

sparks-out:

sparks-out:

sparks-out:

sparks-out:

I have just awakened to the merits of Possessive Jon

Possessive Jon <3. Feeling irrationally jealous over his lover (Elias. Because why not? <3). Wants to make it known. Sneaks Elias’ clothes so he can wear them to work. Sees someone (probably Peter) flirting with Elias at an institute party and he KNOWS it means nothing but he doesn’t care as soon as the other guests have left (any maybe sooner) he’s dragging Elias off to a quite corner because he needs his dad inside him Now (where he belongs <3). Jon begging Elias to breed him, to tie himself to Jon permanently. He needs it, needs to carry proof that Elias is His, visible for the whole world to see. So satisfied to have a part of his father inside him at all times. Doesn’t bother hiding the pregnancy, only makes a cursory effort to keep the other father a secret (he’s still a very private person, + neither of them need HR getting in a huff about the head of the institute impregnating an employee). Jon who regularly gets off to the thought of Elias pinning him down and taking him in front of all the other employees (whether he wants it or not), claiming and breeding him utterly in front of a watching audience….

Maybe a bit of territory marking as well… just Jon fucked-out, lying boneless in a pleasured heap while Elias stands over him, aiming his spent cock as he pisses on Jon’s sweat-slick chest. Jon riding his face, letting out a stream of urine inside his mouth, all over his lips, dribbling down his throat…..

I don’t think either of them would really do that but it would be hot if they did <3

Found this while looking for a different post and. I am too tired for Thoughts but I was sooooo right. But instead of fauxcest I think it should be full-on incest actually.

Sasha/Jon/Elias HELL YEAH

The smartasses polycule of all time. Like 68 eyes between the three of them and not a single drop of restraint

Yes my agenda!

Pfft it’s true so many eyes and no self control, it’s fine, probably…maybe…

Join the Eye polycule as they invade other people’s privacy like it’s a sport, and they are gonna win. They can have a little bit of stalking as a treat. All three of them together means no secret is safe. Look you can’t keep information from them it’s their enrichment.

Jon/Sasha/Elias polycule thoughts whirling in my brain no writing only thoughts.

strandviol-deactivated20231020:

loving the hand that feeds.

charlie-nsfw:

Confession, taken directly from subject, August 30th, 2020

[originally made for jonelias week 2020 on twitter]

sapphorror:

there are a lot of ways you can plausibly have tim react to jonelias, from uncomfortable pity to new, exciting forms of anger, but I’ve realized that my favorite is the ever apathetic and genre-aware ‘no. just no. I refuse to let this be a plot-point in my life, jon you’re coming with me’

rosalineandrosemary:

kairos-polaris:

klm-zoflorr:

kairos-polaris:

kairos-polaris:

kind of want to think of a polycule involving Jon and Jonah and someone else but I fear I would focus too much on the jonelias of it all. they are with the other partner and thinking of each other. which could in theory be interesting but I would also feel bad :(

is anyone interested in the polycule candidates? some would get more attention from Jon and Jonah, some less. depends on how much I like them

Of course we are my liege. Also idk if you’ve thought of her but, Jane Prentiss. I think thats a fascinating dynamic there and you just CANNOT ignore her.

Generally with JE+1 I feel like they need a third who like. Is focused on their thing and doesn’t necessarily need attention 24/7 and doesn’t get jealous because they just like hanging out I guess. So Basira could work. Or Michael Distortion.

Or, add in 1 or 2 extra people to the polycule so nobody gets bored

Jane is interesting in identity horror kind of way and also Jon’s own interest in Corruption (the patreon exclusive notes on the statement, god, they make me unwell). but I have no interest in shipping her with anyone

Michael Distortion is so fun! especially if you lean into Eye/Spiral of it all and with Jonah heavily disliking him lol

I haven’t considered Basira! but it’s fun! and she did say something about Jon not being a bad company outside of his paranoia. so win is a win

my personal favourite candidate is Daisy post coffin. it’s hinge polyamory, previous jonelias influencing jondaisy (Jon being haunted by the ghost of his mentor maker murderer) and then jondaisy influencing jonelias (Jon being haunted by the ghost of the woman who was so close to dying human yet gave it up to protect her loved ones, her monstrous nature being the last act of humanity). Daisy is also my third favourite character by virtue of my cool mutual @rosalineandrosemary loving her

daisy/jon/jonah is SO good they make me insane. insert the anne hathaway twelfth night image.

the way they both haunt jon, their absence just as significant as their presence. elias am i still human / is it awful that i wish she had recognized me.

he couldn’t be the one to kill daisy but the wounds she left still scarred. he had to be the one to kill jonah.

daisy tries desperately to die as a human and yet her humanity forces her to die a monster. jonah tries desperately to escape death, to let monstrosity carry him into immortality, and yet he meets the fate of a human. jon caught perpetually in the middle between them.

thank you for tagging me i am biting them!!

anaceshornyblog:

Okay but what if we gave Jon an informational log while he was in the unethical experiment cube.

combataromantic:

Third base is getting stabbed in the stomach and slumping forward with your chin on their shoulder and blood dripping from your mouth

anotherdayforchaosfay:

zombiefishgirl:

justarandomgirly:

How do fanfic writers feel knowing that people might have been masturbating to their work?

I would feel honoured!

It’s my goal with my smutty fics.

blackberreh-art:

In which Joan (Jon) is stalking her co-workers, and Élise (Elias), the next victim, takes disciplinary action 💦

Fic by @nopaintjustpain here, make sure to heed the warnings~

rainbeaudingo:

I love imagining Elias with a cane, and not just cause I love characters with mobility aids.

I’m absolutely sure he’d use it to smack people, pull them in closer, hit the back of their knees, move them over, etc. He’d use the damn thing for anything but walking, it’s for intimidation.

And Jon probably knows this very well.

skiesandcandy:

Jon being punished is so fun to me because he’d be sooo normal about it. Talks back and insists he didn’t do shit and has to be forced down and bullied until he’s sobbing and trembling and finally slumps down and says sorry, he’s sorry, he doesnt know, he’s sorry. Ok. I just think. Jon being beaten into submission and showered in praise for it, taught how to obey and trained so kindly and. Ok. It’d fix him

skiesandcandy:

“I am grateful I was caught” is extremely effective horror and is terrifying. But unfortunately I am Horny. And I think Elias should make Jon say it <3 his son needs to be taught how to behave, it’s not his fault he doesnt know any better. He’s lucky he has such a good father to teach him. Hfnfgjdnsnd. I need to be put down

sparks-out:

Actually Elias threatening to breed Jon as punishment would be sooooo tasty. Many good flavors. Maybe Elias wants to remind Jon who he belongs to, force him to walk around with Elias’ claim visible and growing in his stomach. Maybe he thinks Jon needs to learn some responsibilities. Maybe he just thinks Jon needs a physical reminder of his “lesson,” needs to remember the cost of misbehaving when he’s wracked with morning sickness, has milk leaking through his shirts, needs to slink off to the bathroom so often, whenever someone makes a comment on his obvious pregnancy…

skiesandcandy:

I know that Elias cane post was meant as angst but I’m ngl my first thought was oh hot before I read the tags. I’m so sorry random op I will never talk to. I am now imagining Elias caning his son who’s whimpering so sweetly and pretending he’s not soaking his expensive floors and he moans and whines and bucks his hips,,, Elias holding him in place , stern with him because he knows that’s the only thing that’ll make him listen. Jon so sore and lost in subspace by the end of it, whining in confusion when he doesnt go to hit him again, blinking at him questioningly,,, so out of it,,,, hdnsbxjskajdbdm. Sorry.

swiftrunnerfelidae:

doubleca5t:

I always find it funny when people write bdsm erotica where the dom is really aggressive and demanding and the sub is all sweet and innocent when I feel like more often than not the dynamic is a sub who asks for the most insane, out of pocket, dangerous, borderline illegal, unhinged shit and a dom who’s like “hmmm ok yeah maybe we can scale that back a bit”