Decided to put up my horny anon JE fics. Enjoy.
Or read on tumblr (they’re drabbles so they’re pretty short lmao):
“Now, now, Jonathan, I’m afraid we’ve been over this. You need to stay where you are. Surely you can hold off a little longer?” They really couldn’t. Elias could feel Jon’s desperation, their engorged bladder, in the space where their minds bled together. The pressure had long slipped over into pain, and their rising irritation nipped at the edges of his mind. He sighed. Tried not to smirk. “You are, of course, free to leave at any time. But…” Elias sank down between Jon’s legs, “there is an alternative.”
“You can’t be serious.”
“Oh, I’m perfectly serious.” Elias’ voice was warm, husky, anticipatory. He licked his lips. Savored the way Jon’s eyes tracked his tongue. “Would you rather give up now? Or soak in your own urine?” He wouldn’t mind that, watching as Jon flooded their trousers, slumped back in pleasure, relief, and shame.
“Fuck you.” Jon spat. Still, they hitched their hips up for him. Allowed Elias to slide down their trousers, their boxers. Spread their legs.
Elias leaned forward and mouthed over Jon’s cock (already hard, aching for it). Jon shivered beneath his hands, and he slipped lower, lower. Traced his tongue around their urethral opening, pressed his lips against it. Piss flowed into Elias’ mouth and over his lips, warm and acrid. He swallowed it greedily. Jon’s hands had fisted his hair, pressing him forward into their cunt as they ground their hips against his face. The shame of how much pleasure this was bringing them tasted almost as good.
The stream slowed, then stopped. Elias reluctantly pulled away.
“That was vile.” Jon looked utterly disgusted, but their mouth opened easy as anything when Elias pulled them in for a deep, thorough kiss.