Jonelias petplay where Elias occasionally mentions his dog. What a good boy he is. How much fondness Elias has for him. And Jon has to try Very Very hard to pretend to be Normal about this even though he knows that HE is the dog. And he’s even mostly got the hang of it until one day during a gala or something Elias casually mentions to a donor (within earshot of Jon) that he’s thinking about breeding his dog soon. Knows he’ll make such beautiful puppies for his owner <3 and Jon nearly passes out.