skiesandcandy:

I think jon should be in a threesome maybe with jst where sashas saying sooo many mean things to him all in this cute baby voice like she’s talking to a puppy chasing it’s own tail and Tim knows jons insecure as fuck about his intelligence so he’s just kind of discreetly looking at Jon to see if he’s okay and he’s currently whimpering so loud, drooling, desperately nodding at everything she’s saying humping her hand and begging pleasepleaseplease and when she asks if there’s anything going on in his head right now he just whines and shakes his head and she coos over him and thanks him for being soo honest with them and Tim’s just like. Oh. Nevermind then.