“Jon has a historical crush/hyperfixation on Jonah Magnus” is so funny to me because it’s like
Pre-canon Jon: heyyy so uh, are there any less known portraits of Jonah Magnus? Maybe different ages or…?
Elias: why do you happen to need those
Jon, lying through his teeth: oh, you know… Some of my colleagues are working on a… presentation… about uh… the institute, and…
The Eye: jerk off material
Elias: …i see