February 2025

Thinking about OmegaJon again.

AlphaSasha and AlphaElias both bring super territorial, except with each other. Don’t get me wrong they’re still competitive with each other, but that’s more just posturing.

When another Alpha gets near Jon though they both seem to appear out of nowhere. Jon just getting a statement while the Alpha giving it feels watched from all sides. Just radiating hostility because how dare another Alpha get near what’s theirs.

Both of them immediately rubbing their scents all over Jon when the other Alpha leaves.

Jon externally pretending to be annoyed, but inside he’s turning into a puddle.

Just these three being ridiculous,

anaceshornyblog:

Thinking about OmegaJon again.

AlphaSasha and AlphaElias both bring super territorial, except with each other. Don’t get me wrong they’re still competitive with each other, but that’s more just posturing.

When another Alpha gets near Jon though they both seem to appear out of nowhere. Jon just getting a statement while the Alpha giving it feels watched from all sides. Just radiating hostility because how dare another Alpha get near what’s theirs.

Both of them immediately rubbing their scents all over Jon when the other Alpha leaves.

Jon externally pretending to be annoyed, but inside he’s turning into a puddle.

Just these three being ridiculous,

anaceshornyblog:

Look non-apocalypse MonsterJon is just the creature that lives in the Archives that everyone is scared of. No one goes down there, but if you put a request into the box by the door your statement will be in the outbox within 4-5 business days.

Sasha being, queen of no self preservation that she is, going down there to investigate. Jon seeing a new human and just following her through the Archive like a very weird shadow. Sasha finally decides there nothing down here and turns to leave and there’s just a monster behind her. She screams, it screams, and the two are just standing there screaming for a moment before Sasha stops, and actually looks at it.

The creature just staring at her with big sad eyes because he did not mean to scare her Jonah is just very bad at socializing his pet. Sasha deciding that she is going to touch the neck floof if it kills her.

Jonah coming down like an hour later, he was at home okay even he can’t make London traffic disappear, to find Sasha tucked into one of Jon’s extra arms as he shows her his filing system. Sasha has one hand buried in his neck floof because it is so fucking soft while she offers him some tips.

Jonah just sighing and getting the non-disclosure agreement and job transfer forms ready.

Sasha becoming the new archival assistant because the monster in the basement was just like mine now.

Sasha giving Jon lots of cuddles because she has never seen anything so touch-starved. Her complaining at Jonah because clearly he hasn’t been properly taking care of Jon. Jonah glaring at Jon because that is a lie, Jon is just a needy little monster, and Jon just wagging his tail.

I like the idea that this MonsterJon doesn’t really talk, finds it easier to just let others assume things, other than Jonah of course who can just read his mind. He’s got so much expressiveness between his tail and the rest of him that Sasha can pretty much determine what he’s trying to tell her. He can purr though which Sasha finds out one day when she’s sorting with Jon half-curled around her, and she stroking his floof and it sounds like a heavy static rumble. She’s concerned at first but realizes that’s him purring when she goes back to petting him.

Sasha having a bit of a crisis when she’s realizes shes attracted to the odd dragon-moth monster. Jon just being very cute, and Sasha’s brain just offering her all the things the affectionate monster would let her do. Possibly Jonah is slipping a few of those thoughts in because while he doesn’t really like sharing Jon, he has managed to actually get some work done since Sasha started, and maybe Jon just needed more attention. Jon is a very needy monster.

Sasha feeling bad and being a little less physically affectionate with Jon until he just rolls onto his back showing off and whining. Sasha getting the hint pretty quickly after that.

skiesandcandy:

anaceshornyblog:

anaceshornyblog:

Look non-apocalypse MonsterJon is just the creature that lives in the Archives that everyone is scared of. No one goes down there, but if you put a request into the box by the door your statement will be in the outbox within 4-5 business days.

Sasha being, queen of no self preservation that she is, going down there to investigate. Jon seeing a new human and just following her through the Archive like a very weird shadow. Sasha finally decides there nothing down here and turns to leave and there’s just a monster behind her. She screams, it screams, and the two are just standing there screaming for a moment before Sasha stops, and actually looks at it.

The creature just staring at her with big sad eyes because he did not mean to scare her Jonah is just very bad at socializing his pet. Sasha deciding that she is going to touch the neck floof if it kills her.

Jonah coming down like an hour later, he was at home okay even he can’t make London traffic disappear, to find Sasha tucked into one of Jon’s extra arms as he shows her his filing system. Sasha has one hand buried in his neck floof because it is so fucking soft while she offers him some tips.

Jonah just sighing and getting the non-disclosure agreement and job transfer forms ready.

Sasha becoming the new archival assistant because the monster in the basement was just like mine now.

Sasha giving Jon lots of cuddles because she has never seen anything so touch-starved. Her complaining at Jonah because clearly he hasn’t been properly taking care of Jon. Jonah glaring at Jon because that is a lie, Jon is just a needy little monster, and Jon just wagging his tail.

I like the idea that this MonsterJon doesn’t really talk, finds it easier to just let others assume things, other than Jonah of course who can just read his mind. He’s got so much expressiveness between his tail and the rest of him that Sasha can pretty much determine what he’s trying to tell her. He can purr though which Sasha finds out one day when she’s sorting with Jon half-curled around her, and she stroking his floof and it sounds like a heavy static rumble. She’s concerned at first but realizes that’s him purring when she goes back to petting him.

Sasha having a bit of a crisis when she’s realizes shes attracted to the odd dragon-moth monster. Jon just being very cute, and Sasha’s brain just offering her all the things the affectionate monster would let her do. Possibly Jonah is slipping a few of those thoughts in because while he doesn’t really like sharing Jon, he has managed to actually get some work done since Sasha started, and maybe Jon just needed more attention. Jon is a very needy monster.

Sasha feeling bad and being a little less physically affectionate with Jon until he just rolls onto his back showing off and whining. Sasha getting the hint pretty quickly after that.

Sasha beginning to bond with this strange monster. Rapidly learning he seems to be able to understand her, to be rather smart even. He seems to be able to talk , at least through tape recorders, but doesn’t like to. It’s uncomfortable and “confusing”, apparently. She doesn’t ask him to talk after that. Jon likes her a lot more for it. Jonah knew he wasn’t letting her go after that. Especially not when he found them with Jon’s head rested on her lap, purring happily. Chirped for Jonah to come pet him too, because his hands are free, what’s stopping him?

Sasha bringing him new books. He seems to like them. He especially likes when he gets new statements, and he likes when Sashas the one who delivers them. Happily cuddling her for a while as a thank you. The archivist is scary, yes, but hes…sweet. Loving. She thinks he’s lonely. Not leaving the institute might be doing a number on him, but where else could he go? She brings him food. He hesitates. He doesn’t know if he can eat it anymore, though he doesn’t say that. He doesn’t like talking. It’s confusing. It gets misinterpreted. And Sasha seems okay with him being fully a monster. It soothes him.

She doesn’t know what to do the first time she sees him in heat. She knows what she’d LIKE to do, but she thinks maybe she is a little horrible for it. She really shouldn’t. He rolls over, and he’s soaking wet and so so hard and chirping so loud. His belly fur is so soft and his tits are displayed. Hesitantly, she reaches down and begins to stroke him, trying to see what feels good. Very nervous and a little guilty the whole time, but he keeps purring and trilling and wiggling his hips happily trying to get her fingers deeper. Jonah should show her how he likes to be touched, how he likes being talked to. Jon should get absolutely spoiled rotten during heat. Jonah should eat him out while Sasha tells him what a sweet little thing he is, acting all tough but soooo cute when he’s given enough attention. Jon should get to be all blissed out and needy given all the attention he could ever want <3 he deserves it. Jon should get to make Sasha cum a lot also because if he doesn’t he will actually explode into two million pieces.

Jonahs not very happy with having to share but…Sasha is alright, and maybe she can be useful. Jon would be very unhappy if he took her away, anyways. Which is annoying. But Jon still immediately starts wailing for Jonah to come over when he senses him nearby, so that’s not changing any time soon at least.

Also Sasha sort of forgetting that MonsterJon is in fact a monster and not a just a cute little pet. Something not welcome coming into the archives, Sasha without thinking trying to steps in front of Jon trying to protect him. Jon just gently pushing her to the side wrapping his tail protectively around her as the rest of him goes sharp baring his fangs, the soft fur of his neck spiking out as sharp as his claws. Suddenly in front of her is a dangerous predator, and Sasha is both terrified and absolutely fascinated, and a bit turned on.

Sasha watching Jon tear the creature apart, feasting on both the thing’s and Sasha’s fear. She wants to help, or run, but Jon’s tail is tight around her. Once the thing is dead, Jon taking a few moments to calm down, almost seeking to shrink a bit, though that’s more because his fur is no longer raised. Jon twisting back around to check over Sasha, making sure she’s not hurt in any way nuzzling her.

Jonah finally getting his ass down there to find Sasha streaked with the thing’s not quite blood where Jon was rubbing his face against her. Jonah getting hissed at by Jon, clearly upset that Jonah let something get this far into the institute. Jonah placating Jon petting his face, promising they’ll clean up the mess, don’t worry, but you should really let go of miss James.

Jon grumbling but letting Sasha out of his coils, Sasha having a bit of a crisis because yeah she found cute monster Jon adorable, but something about scary monster Jon was unbelievably hot. Jonah meeting Sasha’s eyes and just being mentally I know what you are.

Jon upset because both of them are not currently praising him for being a good boy, he nudged the dead thing toward the two like a cat bringing back a dead bird. Look how good he did, he is the best boy.

Weird Jon, Sasha, Elias polycule supremacy, send post.

We are all very normal about pregnant MonsterJon(me when I lie).