Doing my daily scroll through my dash and just being like, this post goes in the que on the normal blog, while this is for the unhinged horny posting. Like just constantly on the edge of disaster but I am keeping my cool.
I think the first time I fully knew that Jonathan Sims, head archivist of the magnus institute, london was going to forever be my favorite blorbo was in the guest for Mr spider ep when he said for a long time he couldn’t figure out why kids didn’t like him when he was younger but he had since come to the realization that he was a *deeply* annoying child. For the main reason that I have NEVER related to a character more. Autism to autism connection. He understands me.
Folks who ship polyarchives as only the original crew are cowards. Let’s make the world’s least functional polycule. Its really funny.
ok but have you considered
even bigger polycule
Jon shares Gerry and Helen resumes dating Jon and Sasha when its her turn as distortion
ok probably the last thing ill add
i feel like helen and georgie would be a killer duo. I can imagine Helen trying to get Georgie to feel fear and just miserably failing
also georgie-melanie-sasha are the mirror of martin-tim-jon i will not elaborate
@ilexdiapason@moons-br sure, why not. Jon keep talking about how great Martin is so Georgie decides to see what all the fuss is about. They go to the zoo.
And yes, Georgie/Melanie/Sasha IS mirror to jonmartim. Jon and his boyfriends that want him to stop running after monsters vs Sasha and her girlfriends that wants her to stop running after monsters
We need some mike crew loving but my phone is terribek
FASCINATED by you making jon/mike/daisy a thing. Daisy tries to kill two men and ends up with two boyfriends instead.
Also added mike/mike bc thats too funny not to, Basira/tim because he’s confirmed hot by basira, and Sasha/Daisy because she deserves a werewolf girlfriend
fuck we got a new person now
ok UPDATED TALLY:
Jon ans Sasha still tied for first with 8 partners each Tim and Georgie in second with 6 Martin and Daisy with 5 Gerry, Mike, Michael, Basira, Melanie and Helen with 4 partners each
i also added oliver/mike cause i think it would be funny
now jon is in first with 9 partners!! and mike is tied for forth with Martin and Daisy
U should take one away from Martin because of his Oliver hate boner
this is a horrible graph, i love it more than life itself. literally the only thing i can picture rn is the other web avatars begging Annabelle to stop spinning the polycule web. she ads jude perry out of spite
here is my contribution to this mess… this is just a map of London avatars
An average Web meeting
Annabelle got bored of controlling the polycule from the outside so she decided to join it
I’m sure we can force Jared into this thing somehow
Look I know I’m a Jon=cat coded truther, but I’m thinking of how prey-coded he is and I’m turning it in my brain and thinking about the post I made about a cornered prey animal. Then I see a picture of a hare, which as we know are the(not actually at all closely related) cousins of rabbits who have seen the face of God. Look I don’t know what to do with this info but I am turning it in my brain.
Also Jon with bunny ears(yes I know hares and rabbits are different but shh) and a little tail.
Its important to me that if you make jon and elias parents you have to acknowledge theyd be the most dogshit parents in existence. Theyve discovered brand new ways to fuck a kid up
Their kid would need to be studied by a whole team to fix whats wrong with them
Firing the rent lowering gunshots today just in case. Please be aware that I post mostly untagged stuff on this blog, because I sometimes have trouble figuring out when stuff crosses the line. I am much more likely to remember if you ask me to tag though.
