I keep thinking about Jon going “unhand me right this instant” while gerrys pretending to rape him only for her to kill the mood by bursting out laughing and going WHY DO YOU TALK LIKE THAT.
Basically having a Romantic Relationship is uncomfortable for jon , too many expectations he’s unsure how to meet, of what is and isn’t appropriate levels of affection. Having a dynamic with like. Clearly defined expectations or just completely free of the idea of A Romantic Relationship is very helpful for him. Yk. This is why having his everyday dynamic with elias also acting like a father/son or master/pet or creator/creation even outside of sex or supernatural reduces stress. Just. Do you get it.
Jonah does NOT call jon archivist every other sentence and he should only be doing that if it’s a sex thing. Ok.
He should do it exclusively as a sex thing so much so that if someone refers to jon as his archivist he has to go have a cigarette. Ok. His ass is NOT processing anything else you just said.
some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.
i think partly what’s so attractive about fucking a man in a suit is the humiliation of it. he probably paid a lot of good money for that suit, which has now become nothing more than a pile of cloth on my floor, satin bunched in his mouth. he probably paid a lot of good money to make himself look nice too and well. heh. im gonna pass out
his wife filled the house with chintz etc etc you get what im saying
Fr. to be honest everytime I see a man in his little pathetic suit there’s just this simple animal need to make his knees dirty.. I need to get rid of these thoughts and shut the fuck up
you GET IT EXACTLY keep talking . we need to strip this imaginary man down to his sock garters
I’d like to take a moment to consider the potential of Lonelyeyes in the incest au. Peter coming home to realize his husband has acquired a child. Peter slowly learning that Elias is rapidly coming to love this child more than he has ever loved him. Elias is Peter’s husband but Jon is very much Elias’ son.
And then Peter learns that Elias is cheating on him. With his own fucking son.
I honestly think Elias telling Jon he was a good boy wouldn’t have like. Made him throw away his morals but by god would it have made him consider it for a good few minutes.
UR WRITINV IS SO GOOD IM WAITING UNTIL I HAVE BRAIN TO REVLOG BECAUSE ITS GIVING ME SO. SO MANY THIUGHTS. BUT OH MY GOD. I WANT TO CHEW ON IT. I AM CLAWING AT THEBWALLS. EXPLODES?
