sorry for thinking fully clothed sex is hot. sorry for thinking that making someone ruin multiple layers of valuable fabric separating them from me because they’re so desperate for my touch is attractive. i’m so fucking sorry alright.
put your clothes back on. no i didn’t lie we’re still having sex just have some faith in me on this. can you do that.
It is always morally correct to muzzle and leash your Archivist when he misbehaves. The boy deserves to be treated like a treasured pet but he still needs to be trained.
people are always like “Oh a vampire wouldn’t get horny while drinking someone’s blood, that’s like getting horny while eating a sandwich” and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?
The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it