January 2025

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I don’t even ship jonsasha and i have a banger concept for a jonsasha au. Girl help.

Hello prev have you ever heard of a game called slay the princess. Because this is heavily inspired by slay the princess. It’s not a stp au but it will be easier to explain if you know stp akdhdkdj (I will explain anyway if u don’t) (but also play stp)

I’ve heard of it. It’s on the “things I wanna check out one day” list but unfortunately that list is. Long. And also whether or not my brain wants to do a New Thing on any given day is down to the phase of the moon, the alignment of the stars, and the flight patterns of butterflies in southern Australia so it’s sort of anyone’s guess if/when that will ever happen…

Yeah no that’s fair my watch list is longer than homestuck at this point. One of these days. How cool are you with spoilers because some details of the au are definitely heavy spoiler territory. I can leave the more spoiler details under a cut if u like?

Hmmmmm. Keep it vague? Like don’t say what is and isn’t a spoiler, if you can help it?

Okay I can do that! Let’s go ok. I am tentatively calling this au Slay The Archivist. I swear it’s not just a one to one of Slay the princess.

Sasha becomes aware of herself to the sound of a woman narrating her. She will later learn this woman is none other than Gertrude Robinson, but at the time she has no idea. She’s told “You’re on a path in the woods. And at the end of that path, is a house. And in the basement of that house is a library. And in that library, is The Archivist. You’re here to slay him. If you don’t, it will be the end of the world.”

Its a time loop! Whoo! Sasha (though she doesn’t remember thats her name) and Jon (though whether or not he remembers that’s his name will be left up to interpretation) have been put into some sort of entity construct. Jon is fully The Archivist at this point. Gertrude pulled a micheal and put Sasha in a construct with him to kill him and disrupt the ritual. Maybe this is during the fearpocalypse and this is a domain, I have yet to decide. It’s foggy rn I’m working on it. But ok getting to the point:

Gertrude puts Sasha in some sort of time loop construct with Jon to kill him. This is to prevent the end of the world, or maybe to reverse it, or something. But point is she’s trying to stop the end of the world. I’m still working out logistics on Gertrudes end , but I’m thinking she never became the archivist and either stuck to other areas of the institute and learned that way, or never joined the institute and had other methods of attacking the supernatural.

Gertrude puts them in this specific construct as an attempt to make it simple. Sasha here is not Sasha, or at least she’s not supposed to be, just someone very capable of killing the archivist. This construct by nature fucks with their identity and memories. However when you try to fuck with someone’s identity like that, it splinters. You can’t just take something out of someone. Instead Sasha has several different “voices”, that are different parts of her that were attempted at being removed but instead couldn’t be. Jon, as a result of the construct, morphs to be what people Fear he is, albeit other methods of perception are also there as well. But also. He’s the archive of all fear. It’s mostly fear.

Depending on what Sasha does in each loop, he changes. When one of them dies, the loop resets. On sashas end of it it’s to give another chance to kill the archivist. On jons end it has to be either “sasha believes he’s not dead/is scared he’s not dead” or one of the voices gets to the void that happens if jons dead and goes Oh Fuck This. And decides to die. What part of Jon is showing heavily depends on how she treated him / any little choice she made. It also is influenced by the fears he’s reflecting/what she was scared about / THOUGHT he’d do. Etc etc. He is the living archive of all fear and he will act like it.

In the spaces between each loop ending, Sasha meets Jon. He is The Archivist but also not Jon but also yes. No. He’s the parts left of Jon, that the bits got stolen from to make people for Sasha to talk to and kill. He asks for Sasha to bring back new parts of himself, so he can be whole, and find what was taken for them. So they can get out of whatever this construct is.

Their relationship is. So complicated. So so so complicated. They connect so well but they also are in an inherently awful situation and there’s a lot there. They can get out of the cabin together. But that is very very complicated and means actually working on shit and well. Again. Inherently awful situation. Inherent Dynamic.

Goddd there’s so much there. I am gnawing on my own bones. I am thinking of when Jon and The Archivist are fully merged again. I am thinking of that final confrontation where they’re trying to decide what to do and how to get out. At the end of the day the choice comes down to the same thing it was in the beginning: would sasha like to slay the archivist, set him free, or leave him?

It of course is a million times more complicated than that. There are many possible endings. This is the basic jist. I need to think more about Sasha and get a better grip of her characterization before I write anything but GODDD the jon lines for this au in my brain are so good. You don’t even know. There’s some Princess lines that are just. He Would Fucking Say That. And I need to apply them to him. Or I’ll die!

Im gonna can it here for a sec because. I am so sleepy. But I will bring thoughts soon. Probably

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Knowing me it is only a matter of time before I write something ridiculously smutty about the slay the archivist au especially given how homoerotic some of these routes are. So I am apologizing in advance. Sasha may peg that man.

Look. I’m not saying Sasha should dom a terrifying all powerful monster and have him beg for her approval, even though he could tear reality apart if he wanted. But I am saying that actually I am fully saying that. Edge that eldritch abomination until he’s in tears maybe that’ll fix him.

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Thinks about prey coded Jon and starts eating the walls

Jon needs to be wrestled down and fight in a cnc scene and lose completely. He needs to be bruised and bloodied and hurt until his legs give out. He needs to be slowly bullied into letting it feel so good and baring his neck as a plea to make him feel better. He needs to fight against and lose!!! Anyways I’m thinking about slay the archivist. The all powerful archivist completely losing. I think that’d do Things to his brain.

Sasha needs to cut his clothes to shreds and coo that he needs to stay still while he’s shivering. He needs to bite down on his hand in a desperate attempt to stifle his noises. He needs to get bullied into admitting it feels good and he wants more. He needs to look so humiliated the whole time. He needs to lose! Completely! He needs to feel weak and helpless and it needs to turn him on so so badly all he can do is cry!!!

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Hngh. Thinks about slay the archivist. I need Jon to be in monster form and then I need Sasha to dom the shit out of him. I need her to use him a little. I need her to yank him around by his chain. I need him to look up at her with desperate adoring eyes.

I need them to have extreme sexual tension in so many routes. Angry at each other and pit against each other and there’s this desperate need to connect and understand each other and they’re each other’s only companion!!! Sometimes the loop gets so much and they end up making out or fucking just for closeness. Sashas fist buried in his aching cunt, him whimpering around her tits,,,

“Why do you call The Archivist a good boy?” “How about we stop talking for a little while.”

This is funnier the more voices sasha has btw. The whole gang decides “sure. Why not fuck the potentially world ending monster.” The Narrator is the only one not having a great time.

Making the antichrist cum his brains out and beg you for approval might not save the world but it can’t end it any faster.

I think Sasha should also get to put a pretty collar on Jon, she deserves it. Jon being her pretty pet, though sometimes he’s not the best behaved and she has to punish him, and well it adds up to quite a lot. Biting and sucking a string of deep purple bruises from his neck to his tits. Making sure to abuse the little handfuls they are till he’s a whimpering mess, begging for more, Making him count how many times her hand makes contact with his ass, having him start again every time he loses count. Fucking him roughly after he gasps out that last number, his cunt absolutely drenched in anticipation. Taking a series of pictures of the marks after, not letting him move till she’s done.

The two of them coming into work the next day, Jon even more buttoned up than usual, not looking anyone in the eyes. Sasha trying not to grin to widely as she watches him try to sit down without irritating the healing bruises. Watching his blush bright red when he checks on his texts from her only to be met with pictures of himself, looking absolutely wrecked.

Having soft thoughts about Omega Jon, just him wanting to be taken so seriously and stressing himself out so much that it sends him into heat. Jon who is just so out of touch with his body, not noticing till he’s holed up in his office after stealing Sasha’s scarf. Pressing the soft fabric against his face letting the Alpha’s scent wash over him.

Sasha the last to leave the office realizing her scarf is missing. Thinking she might have dropped it in Jon’s office she goes to check. Of course as soon as she opens the door a wave of pheromones hits her, and she can hear soft little whimpers.

Jon’s subvocals barely above a whisper as he’s clearly trying to keep quiet, asking over and over why he’s alone, isn’t he good? He can be so good just don’t leave him alone.

Sasha’s own subvocals answering immediately that’s she’s here, that she knows he’s so good. Finding Jon hidden under his desk her scarf wrapped around his hands as he presses it against his face, half trying to hide, half wanting to crawl into her arms.

Sasha pulling him into her lap, he’s so light and small, letting him tuck his face against her neck. It smells so much better than the secondhand scent from her scarf and he practically melts into her. Sasha holds him close stroking his hair as he continues to chirp that he can be so so good, and she rumbles back that he is good, so good for her, that’s she’s here and he doesn’t have to be alone.

skiesandcandy:

I am thinking about js again girl help. I think sasha should get to dom the weird monster she was supposed to slay. I think she should get him crying and shaking for her begging her to touch him not able to get any closer not doing anything because he wants to be good for her soso badly. Ok maybe I like js now.

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Jon with a daddy kink truthers 🤝 Jon with a mommy kink truthers

Being absolutely right

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Thinks about Tim and sasha domming jon together. I think Jon should get teased out of his mind. As a treat.

Let me talk about JonTimSasha pre-archives because they are rotating in my brain.

Setting the stage, Tim and Sasha, who are friends, who tried hooking up once but realized they weren’t the most compatible. Still they are Tim and Sasha, you don’t find one without the other, they are a packaged set do not separate, and of course everyone at the Institute thinks they’re dating, they aren’t really they’re something between them, but not that.

On the scene arrives Jon who is doing his best to get a good grade in his first ever job. He is very professional, and is here to work and nothing else. See how professional is, no this is not a thinly veiled anxiety disorder. So he tries so hard, but no matter what he does he can’t stop feeling like he’s being watched and judged, but he doesn’t know why.(We know why.)

And now our characters intersect, Tim seeing Jon who is clearly not doing well. Taking it upon himself to invite him to attend lunch with Sasha and him, not taking no for an answer. Mostly to make sure he eats lunch because Tim’s pretty sure he’s never seen him eat.

Tim flirting with Jon because that’s his default, and being surprised that instead of shooting him down, Jon blushes and stammers. Which well they smell blood in the water. Sasha and Tim teaming up and doing their best to make Jon as red as possible.

This continues to Friday when they invite Jon out to the pub, which again neither is taking, no I have work to do for an answer, since Elias does not pay overtime. So they end up drinking together and Sasha and Tim resume their new joy in life which is flirting until Jon is about to pass out.

Only now emboldened by alcohol, and maybe a bit of wanting to hold his own, Jon responds to the teasing with the equivalent of, are you all just talk or what? This begins the game of chicken, only none of them are backing down snd also honestly none of them want you to get off this ride really?

This leads to the three of them ending up at Sasha’s(She’s got the nicest bed), to as Jon put it, prove that they aren’t just talk. In the couch with Sasha and Tim on either side of Jon, who is currently squirming in his seat. Sasha keeping a running commentary on how he’s being so good for them, while Tim sees how dark he can make the hickeys he’s sucking into his neck. Jon squeaking as Sasha’s hands are suddenly under his clothes, and look she’s lost her top as well somewhere.

Clothes continue to go mysteriously missing until the three end up in bed, Jon pinned between the two of them again. Tim eating him out while Sasha exploits his praise kink, telling Jon how good he is. Tim stopping just short of allowing Jon to come, Sasha telling him that if he asks very nicely he can. Jon whining because he’s so close, and please, please, he’s being good.

Tim resuming his previous ministrations, while Sasha plays with his chest, and the two together make Jon come like a thunderclap. Jon whining as neither stop, wringing two more orgasms out, Sasha calling him insatiable, such a good slut. Jon turning into a human puddle, his face feeling like it’s on fire for the small part of him that is still coherent.

The rest of the night is spent seeing just how empty headed Jon can get, and how he’s so good at following orders.

The next day, sober they’ll talk about it, like adults, and a few weeks later Jon will have a pretty new collar, and Tim and Sasha will become Tim, Sasha and Jon.

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I am thinking about Sasha taking pictures of Jon restrained. All bruised up and crying, gagged and dripping all over himself, touching himself for her to watch and clearly worked up over being watched…hnghfh. Jons budding exhibitionism kink save me…

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Having soft thoughts about Omega Jon, just him wanting to be taken so seriously and stressing himself out so much that it sends him into heat. Jon who is just so out of touch with his body, not noticing till he’s holed up in his office after stealing Sasha’s scarf. Pressing the soft fabric against his face letting the Alpha’s scent wash over him.

Sasha the last to leave the office realizing her scarf is missing. Thinking she might have dropped it in Jon’s office she goes to check. Of course as soon as she opens the door a wave of pheromones hits her, and she can hear soft little whimpers.

Jon’s subvocals barely above a whisper as he’s clearly trying to keep quiet, asking over and over why he’s alone, isn’t he good? He can be so good just don’t leave him alone.

Sasha’s own subvocals answering immediately that’s she’s here, that she knows he’s so good. Finding Jon hidden under his desk her scarf wrapped around his hands as he presses it against his face, half trying to hide, half wanting to crawl into her arms.

Sasha pulling him into her lap, he’s so light and small, letting him tuck his face against her neck. It smells so much better than the secondhand scent from her scarf and he practically melts into her. Sasha holds him close stroking his hair as he continues to chirp that he can be so so good, and she rumbles back that he is good, so good for her, that’s she’s here and he doesn’t have to be alone.

Sasha setting Jon up with plenty of nesting material once she gets him back to her flat. Jon making a comfy nest being very particular about where everything goes, as Sasha keeps up a constant litany of good, so good, such a smart good omega. Jon preening happily at the praise, because yes he is very good,

Sasha finally pouncing on him once he seems content with his nest. Gently nipping at his neck as she presses him into the pillows he just finished arranging, her subvocals still constant. Such a good omega, so smart so pretty, so good all for me.

Jon whining in embarrassment but already squirming as her praise goes straight to his cunt. She helpfully presses a leg between his, and he immediately starts rubbing against her, leaving a smear of slick. While he’s busy rutting against her she starts on his tits, kneading and squeezing them, teasing him about how they’re just perfect handfuls.

If Jon had upper functions of his brain working he’d probably explode, but as it is it just feels so good. Right now all he can think of is how nice it feels to have someone there. How he just wants to be taken care of, it’s so much better than trying to go through a heat alone.

Sasha lazily fucking into him because why would she be in a hurry? He’s not going anywhere, not with how closely he currently resembles a puddle beneath her. Jon making little squeaks of pleasure every time she pushes forward. He’s not really even conscious anymore, lost in a haze of sensation just enjoying the feeling of being full.

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When the plausibly-deniable whines of “mommy” turn into the desperate, bone-deep whimpers of “mom”