May 2025

sparks-out:

I think it would be fun and enjoyable if Jon got a hysterectomy at some point before he became Archivist and then he got his healing factor and it just. Gave him a new one.

Still turning season 4 Jon/Helen and Jon/Elias fauxcest in my brain as always.

Just Helen playing out a whole child custody battle because Elias isn’t properly taking care of her little monster. Look at him Elias you aren’t feeding him right he’s starving himself.

Elias is just so confused but well at least he gets to see Jon for supervised visitation and since it’s in Helen’s corridors Jon isn’t able to ask any plan ruining questions.

I just think both of them taking advantage of poor confused Jon while his brain is getting spiralized.

Helen knows what she’s doing, she knows Jon getting to see his dad is important for her little monster’s development.

Please imagine Jon’s all brain scrambled in the spiral and Elias just holding a Statement outside the door to lure his Archivist out.