March 2025

ashes2caches:

enough with the forcefem and the forcemasc, I’m trying out forcestrange

I’m gonna turn you into something unrecognizable and inhuman, and you’re gonna like it

eugene-is-tired:

You can love a character and still admit when they’re wrong. I love Jon Sims but i acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and i can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he has never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out on his actions (which are always right)

Jon should just be a chew toy for all the Fears, more so than he is even in canon. Every fear wants him as a snack.

sunshine-poodlegirl:

“You don’t have to be a person anymore/right now” is one of the greatest things people can ever say to me ever. I will look up at you with such big beautiful doe eyes full of so much love and affection that you’re giving me the ability to shed that role 💕

honkytonkulus:

I’m sorry I dehumanized you and talked to you in that baby voice that owners use on their dogs. that wasn’t nice for you, was it? no? nooo, you didn’t like that did you? oh bubby I’m sorry I didn’t mean to belittle you and put you beneath me like you’re a dog. I’ll do better, okay?

Fuck *adds another ship to the Jon wants to be loved by women who could kill him board.*

Podcast over but we’re all just shouting here’s how Corruption Jon can still win.

Jon: Would you still love me if I was worms?

Assistant: Isn’t that meme supposed to be wouldn’t you love me if I was a worm?

Jon: What meme?

skiesandcandy:

I love corruption jon because we’re all just going “ok how obvious can we make it he’s a child of neglect” “how autistic can we make him” “hm maybe a dash of aro? Some transgender, for spice?”

mail-me-a-snail:

kinda want him gagging on it (his own blood)

noodletoodledoodles:

ghosts-and-blue-sweaters:

Yes I like fictional characters a very normal amount. Don’t look at my blog.

Same energy

yourdeaddoll:

he’s so cute. i just want to bite him. and bite him. bite him again. bite him. bite him. bite him. let me sink my teeth on him.

sparks-out:

Promoting the monsterfucker Jon agenda today and every day <3