On the one hand the Distortion sliding it’s tongue up Jon’s cunt all the way into his womb sound like it would probably be uncomfortable as well and maybe dangerous even. BUT. It is also sort of hot to think about. So.
Hey do y'think Jonelias could do some Weird Sex Shit with the anti-Leitner pipe?
I mean it’d probably make a shit dildo, but maybe Elias could threaten Jon with it for a cnc scene. Or have him fellate it, or something. Idk.
Look I just want Elias to find a way to use a gore-streaked murder weapon for Jonsex purposes. I want Jon to have this horrific reminder of the incredible violence Elias is capable of and I want him to be turned on by it and I want that fact to distress him. I’m tired. But you get it.
Everytime you call Jon prey coded you give me like. 10 million ideas. Unfortunately I can word zero of them. They are just Vibes. But they are there. Anyways will never be over Jon and his massive Thing for being terrified out of his mind but too special to be seriously hurt <33 god bless this man and his weird complexes.
- skiesandcandy
They are the best of vibes. This man was born to have teeth at his throat as he shakes in fear. His true fear response is it fight or flight? Nope it’s going limp and baring his stomach to the predator. If he just is good maybe he won’t be hurt too badly, he can be so good.
(Jon archivist voice) My whole life I have been completely rejected and isolated from everyone around me, whether people meant to or not. I never could have the closeness I needed to mature properly with my only living family. I could never connect with them. I always knew they didn’t actually want me around and only took me in out of pity. Any attempts I’ve ever made at progress have been ignored or viewed as lies. Everyone I’ve ever loved has thought I was a waste of their time and sometimes I want to get worse on purpose and be loved for it. Sometimes I want someone to see how awful, how horrible so much of me is, and be proud of me anyway. I just want someone to tell me that I’m good enough. Not that I was an innocent victim or I didn’t do it at all and then reject me when they realize what I’ve done. I want someone to know how awful I actually am and for them to somehow find a reason to be proud of me. Anyways Jonah can I call you dad during sex. For no reason.
Im gonna be thinking about that Jon accidentally (or not accidentally) conditioned with the tape recorders thing forever now ohhh my god. Worst thing to have happen in the Tape Recorders Follow You Everywhere institute. He should be getting weak in the knees everytime he hears that damn click and it should get worse the more beholding he becomes. By the time s5 rolls around it should be so so obvious. I am going to think about this forever now. Help.
- skiesandcandy
Yes my evil agenda is working clearly, Jon is having such a time. Poor baby just going weak at the knees constantly and of course it’s always when he’s in danger that they are most likely to show up. Jon having a fucked up reaction to fear, again, not flight or fight but lay down and bare his throat because if something doesn’t touch him right now he’s gonna lose it.
Hehe, okay so keeping the idea of classical conditioning Jon to get horny at tape recorders, it gets so funny thinking about the buried. Jon gets out of the supernatural fear of being crushed because if he doesn’t turn those tape recorders off right now he might actually go crazy. Daisy having no clue what’s going on, she’s having a terrible time, and Jon is just so horny and god this is very funny.
Horny je Tumblr is so good because on any other website if you talked about the shit we say here you’d get death threats and doxxed. But here people are just like “and then he gets pregnant” “what if he isolated him from everyone he loves and was his only support system :)”
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