March 2025

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

The real problem with fan-media treating domming as synonymous with topping is that it obliges one to leave unexplored the rich comedy potential of depicting the object of one’s fandom attempting to dominantly suck a dick.

See, folks in the notes hear “the comedy potential of dominant dick-sucking” and immediately jump to “biting their dick”, when in practice it’s usually more along the lines of “trying to keep the dommy patter going with visible tears in your eyes because you’re struggling mightily not to let on that you just went down a trifle too aggressively and accidentally triggered your gag reflex, while your partner studiously pretends not to have noticed”.

I feel like if you’re reading this post as “questioning whether it’s possible to dominantly suck a dick” rather than “remarking on the many very funny ways it’s possible to fuck up attempting to dominantly suck a dick”, you’ve probably never sucked a dick.

Dominantly pretending like I didn’t just try to call them a good boy/girl, only to end up making some kind of Furby noise and splattering a waterfall of drool all down the front of my shirt because I’d badly underestimated how much saliva I was working up until a moment too late to save it.

skiesandcandy:

Jon thought about the phrase litter in regards to Elias getting him pregnant One Time and then his fantasies were never the same again <- this could be a pet play thing, an omegaverse thing, a dehumanization thing, or even a monsterfucking thing. It’s versatile! I’m not kidding when I say he was never the same again.

monster2001:

skiesandcandy:

Jon, crying in his flat: What if elias broke me down into his dumb obedient pet and spoiled me until I was completely helpless to do anything but get fucked and bred over and over again, until I was just a sweet helpless little toy and was so so perfect for him and couldn’t remember why I didn’t want this, completely broken for him , and he’d love me so much and show me off and never leave me ever-

Helen: You could just be evil with someone else. That’s an option.

Jon:

Jon: Why are you in my house