2025-09-01 5:13:26 ¶ ● ⬈

ranoutofbraincells:

> But damn their eyes, if I must die

> At least I can do it on my feet

> No Happy Ending has been running around in my head rent free for days so… Welp.

2025-09-02 15:08:07 ¶ ●

*taps mic* at the time of the podcast, Elias Bouchard is middle aged and therefore most likely would not be built like a onceler twink with a slim waist and flat tummy *I am booed offstage*

2025-09-02 23:21:40 ¶ ● ⬈

dcartcorner:

> whatcha got there?

2025-09-04 3:18:31 ¶ ● ⬈

f1zzypop:

> AU where Elias gets his body back someone asks how old he is and he just starts crying in a corner cause he missed like 20 years of his own life and has no idea how long it’s been since he was truly himself

2025-09-04 16:20:24 ¶ ● ⬈

boomposhpow:

> kisses and a jon

2025-09-06 2:09:12 ¶ ● ⬈

kolstyadoesnotexist:

> “He did leave him in that place Jon”

> I’M NORMAL IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM:(

2025-09-06 2:18:06 ¶ ● ⬈

allknowingaxolotl:

> Lonelyeyes in the big 2025?????

2025-09-07 19:30:08 ¶ ● ⬈

crowancawcaw:

> Meeting Magnus Archives fans in the wild is actually the best. I do have to tone it down a little though because people who spot me and innocently say that they like my t-shirt probably don’t want a high speed barrage of questions about their fears and how much they like falling.

> But idk maybe they do 🤷

If tumblr has taught me anything it’s that most TMA fans are Not Normal about TMA. Personally if someone came up to me and gave me an in person “which entity would you serve” quiz I’d be thrilled. We can be Not Normal together

2025-09-07 21:50:57 ¶ ● ⬈

catticry:

> ✨️ New Dateable Unlocked: Gosha! ✨️ Meet him for a truly unforgettable musical make-up session where you will leave happy with a completely new face! Would you date him? 💘

2025-09-08 3:57:00 ¶ ● ⬈

anartistwhodraws:

> If I post my TMA hot takes would you guys be nice to me or will I immediately be dogpiled

> (Most if not all of them have to do with fanon btw. I love this fandom but I also have sooooo many gripes with it)

Alright. Here we go.

# My TMA hot takes

## (Mostly my gripes with the TMA fandom)

- Breekon and Hope are not brothers OR dating, but a secret third thing (literally two halves of the same whole). I am kind of a sucker for both interpretations tho
- Not every character needs to be in a romantic relationship. I get shipping is fun but it gets out of character sometimes. Also sometimes it ruins the dynamic of the characters idk
- Basira doesn’t strike me as religious, and frankly I think it’s weird that the fandom collectively decided she’s Muslim because of her name. There’s nothing wrong with having a religious headcanon, but the fandom treats hijabs like an accessory rather than a sacred head covering. I have not seen a SINGLE piece of art or writing that depicts Basira actually practicing Islam (celebrating holidays, praying five time a day, etc). Idk I just think it’s weird to sacrifice her character for the sake of “representation”
- (CW: SA MENTION) I am SO tired of the fandom writing Elias/Jonah (and Peter to some extent) as a sexual predator/r*pist. He would not do that. Just because he’s a bad person doesn’t mean he would SA someone. He is an avatar with literal fear powers. He can get his way without physically harming someone. I could literally write an essay on this it makes me so mad. It’s such a huge character assassination to take this villain who is evil in interesting ways and make him a predator as a general hand wave to be like “look this guy is bad.” WE KNOW THAT. Let him be horrible in other, more fictional ways
- On the topic of Elias and Peter, while I do think the common fandom interpretation of serial divorcees lonelyeyes is pretty funny, being stuck in a loveless marriage is much more lonely, and therefore something Peter would want more. I’m sorry but I cannot imagine he would have any reason to marry Elias (other than money ig but he has plenty of that). It doesn’t really benefit either of them to be married and divorced 20 times and tbh it doesn’t rlly fit the characters either. The only reason they would be in any sort of relationship would be to feed their respective patrons (and for money) and they certainly wouldn’t love each other (I am kind of a hypocrite on this last point tho bc I do enjoy a good fluffy lonelyeyes fic)

I might edit or rb this post later if I think of any more idk

2025-09-08 19:55:47 ¶ ● ⬈

zaronx:

> Eye-lias Bitchard

2025-09-08 23:23:50 ¶ ● ⬈

meorelia:

> Lonely heart

2025-09-09 0:58:20 ¶ ● ⬈

comicake:

2025-09-09 19:08:15 ¶ ●

Old lonelyeyes WIP that I’m never gonna finish

2025-09-10 16:52:35 ¶ ●

Melanie King 🔪

I love her sm. My queen

Ref under cut

Photo is Neriorange on Pinterest and Instagram!

2025-09-12 19:30:13 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

charmophron:

> elias discourse is all well and good but consider: nice old man dates with his lonely captain husband

2025-09-16 16:12:43 ¶ ●

Buncha college doodles. Surprise! It’s all TMA

2025-09-16 20:15:04 ¶ ●

Elias Bouchard or smth

2025-09-17 2:14:43 ¶ ●

I promise I’m still an art blog and not just an eliasposting blog. Unfortunately he’s still on my mind which means y’all have to hear abt it

2025-09-17 20:53:21 ¶ ● ⬈

lunehowls:

> realised i can draw martin doing whatever i want

2025-09-18 21:45:22 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

kairos-polaris:

> I find it a little baffling in fics Elias is constantly calling Jon ‘Archivist’ when talking to him, when he only does so in three episodes and he calls Jon Archivist when talking to him in only one of those. yet it’s the opposite for fics and I just wonder why lol

@myusernameisstolen YOU ARE SO RIGHT. God I will NEVER get over how much fic writers to a disservice to Elias/Jonah. He presents himself as boring and unremarkable on purpose and he’s good at it!! It’s not out of character to write him as just Some Guy, especially if the fic is from another character’s POV and takes place in seasons 1 and 2, because that’s how he is! Fic writers just seem to have the mindset of “this guy is the antagonist so therefore he has to be evil 24/7” even though that’s not how he is in the podcast.

2025-09-20 15:42:09 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

osheets:

> > lovers eyes

2025-09-20 15:42:53 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

veiledren:

> squishy

2025-09-21 22:11:19 ¶ ● ⬈

wonderlands-ass:

> He just misses his little guyyy:’(((

> Give him back nikola!! >:(

> Anyway, I think I’m funny

> OG under cut

> Keep reading

2025-09-25 1:26:21 ¶ ●

Being fixated on niche parts of a fandom is so stupid. Like what do you mean my favorite TMA ship is between the main antagonist and a guy that was mentioned in one episode and doesn’t even have his own wiki page. Get real

2025-09-26 3:37:58 ¶ ● ⬈

asheapocalypse:

> redo of one of my fave videos ever but blonde version

2025-09-26 4:30:30 ¶ ● ⬈

taxinealkaloids:

> still have so much affection for jonah as a character

2025-09-26 16:24:05 ¶ ● ⬈

rat-in-a-cloak:

> uhhhh these are just v quick sketches bc i HAD to get this idea on paper, but????

> is this smth???

2025-09-29 3:42:23 ¶ ● ⬈

blujayeyes:

> The owner remembered her- “that old Brit and her son”

2025-09-29 21:35:51 ¶ ●

Jon is rectangle, Martin is circle, Sasha is oval, and Tim is triangle

2025-09-30 1:24:40 ¶ ●

Take a shot every time I draw Jonah in my notes. Get alcohol poisoning

2025-09-30 5:58:16 ¶ ● ⬈

watermelonjollyrancherss:

> everyone always talks about elias being the sexiest magnus archives villain like are we forgetting about jude perry,,,, save me evil fire butch save me,,,,