martin’s like “listen babe, i just want you to know that i don’t care what people say, i don’t mind your age” and jon’s like “martin i’m six months younger than you”
“My name is Jonathan Sims. I work for the Magnus Institute, London, an organisation dedicated to academic research into the esoteric and the paranormal.”
“Well, a couple of weeks ago, you were looking into that statement about the spider that wouldn’t go away. Carlos… Vittery I think his name was? I knew there was something not right about the whole thing from the off.”
“I just wasn’t sure how much damage she’d still be capable of. So I guess… I didn’t take as much care as I should have when I was coming into the Institute yesterday.”
“Well, that’s actually what he was asking, huh! Um, apparently Martin, uh, took delivery of a couple of items last week addressed to you. Did he not mention it?”
“The fact is, we may play it up a bit for the camera, but that’s because you can only look at temperature spikes and EMF readings for so long. We still only look into genuine, documented supernatural phenomena.”
“My name is Jonathan Sims. I work for the Magnus Institute, London, an organisation dedicated to academic research into the esoteric and the paranormal.”
sorry i know this is a serious situation but the fact that the fucking lovecraftian apocalypse podcast had to slap a disclaimer on their new trailer like “sorry the world went to hell while we were on hiatus we didnt mean to echo whats going on irl” is just. so fuckin surreal.