Tim: No surprise birthday party for timid little Martin! He’ll have a heart attack if we startle him!
Martin: Jon when are we gonna go adventure out in the heart of the apocalypse?? Jon let’s go let’s go fight things Jon Jon let’s go fix the world and be heroes hey Jon hey
Even aside from the claim that all archival employees are “tied to the Institute,” when Jon burned Gerry’s page, a source of Knowledge, it sounded like it physically hurt him. If they burn down the Institute as Gertrude (and the Web?) intended, will he. s. is there any way he would survi . I dOn’t think he would sURVI V–
since everyone and their mom is doing these i decided why not. this quiz isnt about which entity or character you are. youre always jon. the question is which seasons jon you are
jon: *finally decides to up and leave the scottish cabin*
martin: AIGHT, I’ve had these bags packed since the apocalypse, I found extra tea and i am bringing the ordenance survey– no, jon, i’m bringing it. Got this rope too, let’s fucking go Jon. Jon, you’ve got your lighter right? Jon, lets burn down the house. Please, lets burn the house down Jon. Jon?
jon when martin is making him tea in s1: I’ve never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once
jon in scotland when martin wanders off for five minutes to brush his teeth: Where Is My Kisses From Martin? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Boyfriend And I Am Going To Cry
that post about your mutual becoming a kpop blog overnight and you have no idea who they are bc they changed their icon and url but its the magnus archives
i adore helen she has the vibes of that distant relative auntie who you see once a year during family gatherings and she’s overly enthusiastic about your personal life
