September 2024

eyeballapproved:

Kate Jarvik Birch

thequeenofsarcaasm:

There is something exquisite about characters killing or defiling their beloved friend for whom they harboured deep romantic feelings

zegalba:

Fata Morgana

a superior mirage caused by warm air resting on patches of colder air in an atmospheric duct that acts like a refracting lens. Objects on the horizon could appear to be mirrored, distorted, or float. This form of mirage could be the reason for the Flying Dutchman Legend.

othemisto:

Tumblr exists. Doodles below cut :P

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mortal-kingss:

crush that brittle archivist stat

midnight-shimmer:

Jim des Rivières aka James des Rivières (Canadian, 1953-2019, based Ottawa, Canada) - Winged Tapestries, Hong Kong Moths At Large, Photography

helyannis:

sea-longing

mag184:

<3

linsticism:

Thank you for teaching us about the insides :)

from mag 34 - anatomy class

sketchboi33:

Some old TMA sketches from a while back

I’m curious to know if these will do any good on here lol. They did well when I posted them elsewhere

syzygy-yzygy:

The Magnus Archives is like the SCP Foundation if they didn’t Secure. Or Contain. Or Protect for that matter. So really they’re like if you went to the SCP Foundation begging for help with the monster that had been tormenting you and some tired British academic just sort of nodded and said “Fucked If True.” And then proceeded to Kubrick stare at you every night in your sleep for the rest of your life.

mossmothwisp:

More gems from the transcript while I attempt to emotionally recover from I just heard

heppileppi:

not only would they win a gift card but also a mug

jumpingthesefences:

massofbloodandfoam.com/careers

itsdefinitely:

A drawing of (left) Jonathan Sims talking animatedly to (right) Martin Blackwood, who is holding a steaming mug. They are holding hands.ALT

some jmart for the soul

maykitz:

our fates are entwined whether you like it or not you stupid bastard

emperiocism:

quick JE pic for the night - they just left [insert Institute holiday party/gala/get together here] to grab some air and Jon can’t help but bitch about it to his direct boss 😌

v20v3r:

“Gertrude had told Michael how he could stop us. She told him to walk through a door. And even then, with so much of his mind shut down in panic and terror, he *trusted* her. And he went inside, closing the door behind him.”

americanoddysey:

jonah finding out that trans people exist in the year of our lord 1996 by complete accident

dcartcorner:

crash landing

(reference)

soupdwelling:

my favorite somewhat underrated jarchivist moments

“a COMPLAINT? i could just as easily COMPLAIN about her WASTING MY TIME”

“before i address the central point of this statement, namely the question of…. whether the sky can eat people .”

melanie: “i should have known this was a COMPLETE waste of my time”
jon: “probably 🙄”

“you don’t seem like you’re in your fifties?? or- or burnt to a crisp”

“you’re serious? you’re going on a date with… the dullard of skull mountain just so you have an excuse to eat a shopska salad?”

“another startling insight from the piercing investigative mind of georgie barker”

“WHAT is my metaphorical pit???”

melanie: “i mean it’s not like you have any reason to kill me
jon: noncommittal sound

martin: “melanie seems okay but i get the feeling she’s planning something?”
jon: “i- i got that feeling. Too.”

“so. kidnapped. Again.”

“like colors, but if colors hated me. got it. christ i need a cigarette.”

“MARTIN. STOP trying to TOUCH the PLASTIC EXPLOSIVE. just PUT YOUR HANDS in YOUR POCKETS or SOMETHING-”

basira: “so would you say this was supposed to be churchill or alfred hitchcock?”
jon: “jowls like that, could be either”

“coma! great! let’s rearrange his office! sleeping people don’t need. pens!”

“police brutality lawsuit? :)”

[picture of edwardian offense] “I what?

daisy: “it’s a joke, jon.”
jon: “oh! hAha! yes.”

“i mean you’re not suggesting that santa works for the people’s church..”

long-suffering sigh “fuck.”

“i’m starting to feel a little. Self Conscious being a post apocalyptic google !”

martin: “did it stir any feeling in you?”
jon: “Yes! Nausea! Because of the Horrible Things In It!”

“Yes the Colossal Web stretching down into an Endless Pit is a Significant improvement😑”

“‘free will’ she says, as we stand in the middle of her FUCKING WEB

hotdrinks:

[ID: An illustration of MAG 164 showing a very thin woman, dressed in a nightgown, sitting in an old-fashioned chair by a large arched window and looking out - face turned away from the viewer. She is framed by a large billowing curtain. The woman, the chair, the window panes, and the curtain are covered in mold and mildew. She holds a straight razor by her neck, and a strip of skin on her face hangs loose. Her posture is tense, as though in anger or pain. Her hands and feet are bloodied. A discarded pile of blue-ish skin sits on the ground behind the chair. End ID]

“By night, she sits in the quiet darkness of her perfect cottage, peeling herself with a straight razor”

lukewarmtomatosoup:

you can pry fashionable jon out of my cold dead hands. let him slay. he deserves it

swaggynay:

The Archivist has to travel somehow!

huariqueje:

Nocturnal  2   -   Ylva Ceder, 2020

Swedish, b.1976-

Blow torch and acrylic on birch plywood, 97 x 125 cm

nat-20s:

It is so fuckin chef’s kiss when a character quite obviously Fucks Up and makes a Bad Choice but specifically in a way where you’re like. Man idk what I would’ve done in this situation either.

swingsty:


sherlocks-freebitch:

As much as I love the headcanons of TMAGP jmart locking eyes across the street, and having an infinitely brief moment before being cruelly swept away from each other, I’m even more in love with the idea of them crossing paths and never clocking each other at all. Maybe they bumped into each other outside a Tesco, both mumbling apologies and avoiding eye contact. Maybe one of them worked in a call centre and the other called up to complain about his phone contract. Maybe one had to squeeze past the other to get off a packed tube. How many people do we cross paths with in the course of our lives who could mean everything to us, if the circumstances were different? How many connections do we miss?

confessional-skeleton:

an archivist??? on my train?

jacobvanloon:

The additive process

jacobvanloon:

The Hazard, Barrier to Entry
Watercolor, gouache, and graphite on paper, 8x10″
2019

g0bleen:

Jonathan Sims but every time I draw him my rendering skills level up


It’s so silly but I found out I can use wallpaper arts and crafts motifs to add a little bit of ✨spice✨ to clothes and I don’t think I will get over it// ITS SO SATISFYING 🤌

bloodyraremedium:

oh s3 tim they could never make me hate you

toothflowers:

Some Jons to finish off the OG Archive Crew fashion show :-P

per11winkle:

jmart

I dislike it when people make Jon sex positive. I understand that there are different kinds of asexuality, I’m ace myself, but in the canon universe it’s stated that he doesn’t do it ever.

magpod-confessions:

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dekuboya:

I love gay ppl…

beheldandcompelled:

I’m still on the “he’s not smoking again is he” like bc Jon quit smoking in 2012 the Prentiss attacks were what? 2016.

Elias praising Jon for quitting smoking

Or knowing Jon sneaks cigarettes when he’s stressed

Elias monitoring Jon’s stress levels in general UGH

p-kom:

listened to the magnus archives, ended up loving horrible lonely man 

senaridaes:

Most popular archivists according to fanon? What do you call them?

wreegis:

time travel fix-it but make it Spooky (based on my monster!jon post)

tired and thinking about tma but one of my hastag controversial opinions is that elias is like. at least minutely shorter than jon. i imagine elias to wear like 1-2 inch flat heeled/platformed shoes so i don’t think it would ever go noticed during most of the show, however. maybe in season 4/5 jon gets the fact of elias’ height airdropped by the eye into his mind and has to do a double take because he swore the man was taller than him by a solid inch or so, but no. it was just the shoes, and of course nobody ever bothered to pay that much attention to the intricacies of his outfits. (who would want to stare elias of all people down in such a manner, anyway? too much to behold someone like himself, perhaps. supposed to be the other way around. i think people would be put off from looking for too long because it’s obvious that he/something is aware of it and to be watched back would probably be unsettling, especially.)

i like the idea of elias being the shortest guy, maybe shortest person in the archives. idk it’s just fun to me, especially as iirc he’s the only one to have (presumably) his height commented on in-show. i also fw tall jon like just in general (tall being to me anything over 5’7 lol) especially contrasted with shorter elias.

Your header image! 😭😘

perbrm:

I don’t like this art enough to post, but here you go!! <3

wreegis:

in the eye of the beholder 💚

rhubarbes:

Jalal Merzoug

thessstrangeskeleton:

Anyway Gertrude was goth

quartzthequat:

ravelqueen:

The Magnus Archives is a podcast- IT SURE FUCKING IS I HATE IT HERE

I have been losing my mind over this parallel for months. woug

starsh0ck:

the kiss

moonis-gloomis:

i love characters who smoke but i wish people would actually show the side effects of smoking affecting them. like depending on how much they smoke they should just go into a comically long coughing fit mid-sentence