April 2025

ieattaperecorders:

ieattaperecorders:

I’ll always believe that the fandom re-interpretation of Elias as a flamboyant, melodramatic theater kid who wears bright green suits and eye-themed jewelry does a disservice to how funny it is that he is, canonically, a very boring man.

#Elias is the kind of guy who wouldn’t buy a navy blue suit because it’s ‘too flashy’

#he spent centuries happy in a middle management position#hes supposed to look like the dictionary example of a boring buisnessman

#He’s up there with Edward Cullen in terms of extremely boring immortals who pick the worst things to do with their unlimited time

A lot of very good tags on this, but this one in particular:

#he’s specifically Just Some Guy: admin flavour#walk into any office and you’ll have a dozen eliases#some of them scarier than tma elias#and that’s one of his BEST qualities

YOU. *points* you get it. You understand.

circus0shifter:

archives and the desire to draw with ink came into my life at the same time

so it is what it is (i have no idea what im doing)

btw in the last picture jon is indignant that martin refuses to gouge out his eyes for the sake of dismissal

mentallyillmindmeld:

This is how s1 Jonathan Sims treats Martin

endophagia:

eris-abomination:

Getting a degree in art school by sending in the world’s most elaborate Distortion fanart as my final project

elias-rights:

I’m noticing a hint of a phenomenon where new listeners, untouched by years of fandom arguing and fanon, listen to Elias and Jon interact and call it (correctly) kind of gay. Nature might be healing.

two-pupils:

just saw some post describe elias as someone with a short temper and i am LOSING MY MIND