there will be a show with two guys in a fucked up power dynamic that is the core of their relationship and all the posts will be like “i love them but i hate the power dynamic” and all the fic is like “what if there was no power dynamic” or “what if the power dynamic was switched”. like okay actually i think the imbalance is fun and awesome. anyone else
as we all know, everyone falls in love once and only once with their one true love the first time, and if they had relationships before that they weren’t real and didn’t love each other, and you can’t love more than one person at once, and your friends and family need to be pushed out of the picture to focus more on your romance, and no one has sex with people they don’t love, and if they did, they’re dirty and they have to have hated it and the sex they have with their one true love after they’re officially together has to be better sex than they ever had before, and no one ever breaks up for any reason other than death, and everyone wants to get married and have kids. aren’t you fucking tired.
Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul…
my hand shoots out in the darkness to grapple around an inflatable stress doll of jonathan sims the archivist and his face and body distort in a grotesque agony before I snatch him away into the shadows, never to return
jonah magnus was on to something, torturing this miserable wretch ruuuuuules
love when stories inflict unspeakable horrors onto a person for no real reason. its not karma. its not payback. its not a lesson. its not your fault. no ones even out to get you in particular. youre not the chosen one or special or anything. it just sorta happened and you were there. sorry man
you must always think about a mentor figure exploiting the power imbalance with their mentee. and you must sexualise it as well. otherwise a gazillion hungry angels are going to hell
