* keeled over * it’s not… (dying gasp) it’s not an office comedy…. (transmutation into a skeleton sounds) it’s a horror podcast with anthology elements…. (begins to crumble to dust) not everything has to be something else…. (stock explosion as i fade away)
friendlyfrankenstein:
enonem:
spiribia:
a lot of stories treat romance like it makes the relationship between two characters self explanatory and to be honest it doesn’t
story: they’re in love :)
me: why?
story: what do you mean? they’re in love :)
me: what do they bring to each other’s lives? what do they admire about one another? what draws them to each other?
story: love :) :)
me: ok… so what is that going to look like now?
story: like love :) :) :)
me: are their personalities going to clash at all? are they going to have arguments? learn to compromise for each other? will they need to adapt to sharing their life with another person? is it going to be smooth perfect harmony from day one? are they going to be always together? see each other sometimes as their occupations allow? how does this relationship affect their lifes.
story: they’re in love :) :) :)
oh i have a name for this.
Heomeopathic Romance, sometimes less charitably Homeopathic Comphet, but lets be fair, in this day in age gay romance can also be absolutely fucked up and boring. Equality! Why Homeopathic?
because what someones done is bonk two characters together, once, then simply stood them next to each other and gone You See? Chemestry has Happened : ), but fucking nothing has happened and the two substances are completely and utterly unchanged by each other and I want my damn money back.
bigshot-circa-1997:
yellow Door perfec t size for put You in to tr\avel! inside very Soft and Comfort you travel safely put Yuo in Yellow Door. Put you In Yellow Door. no problems ever in yeellow door because good Hallway and Corridors for travel an.ywhere. Ayellow Door yes a place for you put you in yellow door can trust door for giveing good love to you. friend door
turnstileskyline:
worst fear is that i write something from the heart and it gets mocked as #tumblrprose . second worst fear is big big big big ant colony conspiring to kill me to death
jame7t:
She gave me what she called a “spiderjob” which freaked me & everyone else out