September 2024

martin <- jon <- elias/jonah -> peter lukas -> simon fairchild: their beautiful nightmare polycule that would never be called as such by any party. in my heart.

tired and thinking about tma but one of my hastag controversial opinions is that elias is like. at least minutely shorter than jon. i imagine elias to wear like 1-2 inch flat heeled/platformed shoes so i don’t think it would ever go noticed during most of the show, however. maybe in season 4/5 jon gets the fact of elias’ height airdropped by the eye into his mind and has to do a double take because he swore the man was taller than him by a solid inch or so, but no. it was just the shoes, and of course nobody ever bothered to pay that much attention to the intricacies of his outfits. (who would want to stare elias of all people down in such a manner, anyway? too much to behold someone like himself, perhaps. supposed to be the other way around. i think people would be put off from looking for too long because it’s obvious that he/something is aware of it and to be watched back would probably be unsettling, especially.)

i like the idea of elias being the shortest guy, maybe shortest person in the archives. idk it’s just fun to me, especially as iirc he’s the only one to have (presumably) his height commented on in-show. i also fw tall jon like just in general (tall being to me anything over 5’7 lol) especially contrasted with shorter elias.