2025-04-06 4:31:21 ¶ ●

My favorite Jared Hopworth fact is that he worked for the mafia for a little while and then decided to become a gym owner with no elaboration. Which, of course, is before the apocalypse where he becomes a “gardener” in his dominion.

You can say what you will about Jared, and most of those things are true, but I will say none of the other avatar’s are beating him in terms of work resumes.