2025-09-08 0:30:29 ¶ ●

The Narrator from “Slay The Princess” is exactly how I imagine Jon would be like if he were evil and trying to manipulate people in the same way Elias does.

And by that I mean I think he’d be overly suspicious right off and the bat and instantly give himself away with an “Oh the eyes all over my skin? They’re just…birthmarks. Never-mind all that!” attitude.

2025-09-13 1:07:45 ¶ ●

My autism is treating “The Magnus Archives” and “Slay The Princess” like a cat would treat a garden of catnip, so here’s the first princess I think the TMA cast would unlock along with the princess I think they’d like the most.

Jon - Jon unlocks The Razor first, and his favorite princess is The Cage.

Martin - Martin unlocks The Happily Ever After route first, and his favorite princess is The Thorn.

Tim - Tim unlocks The Prisoner first, and his favorite princess is The Prisoner.

Sasha - Sasha unlocks The Witch first, and her favorite princess is The Spectre.

Melanie - Melanie unlocks The Adversary first, and her favorite princess is The Fury.

Georgie - Georgie unlocks The Nightmare first, and her favorite princess is The Adversary.

Basira - Basira unlocks The Moment Of Clarity route first, and her favorite princess is The Beast.

Daisy - Daisy unlocks The Spectre first, and her favorite princess is The Den.

Peter - Peter unlocks The Stranger first, and his favorite princess is The Stranger.

Elias - Elias unlocks The Tower first, and his favorite princess is The Shifting Mound.

Gertrude - Gertrude unlocks The Razor first, and her favorite princess is The Princess And The Dragon.

Gerard - Gerard unlocks The Razor first, and his favorite princess is The Nightmare.

Distortion Michael - Michael unlocks The Beast first, and his favorite princess is The Wild.

Anabelle - Anabelle unlocks The Prisoner first, and her favorite princess is The Witch.