2025-04-07 1:52:46 ¶ ●

I think the most mundane thing that will tell you so much about a person is who they play in Mario Kart. So here’s me applying that thought to the Magnus Archive characters:

Gerard Keay plays as Dry Bones.

Jonathan Sims plays as Daisy.

Basira Hussain plays as Metal Mario.

Peter Lucas plays as Ice Mario.

Elias Bouchard plays as King Boo.

Daisy Tonner plays as Baby Peach. (Small Elaboration: Much how she enjoys the irony of her nickname, she also enjoys the irony of absolutely wiping the floor with her coworkers while playing as a baby.)

Tim Stoker plays as Funky Kong.

Michael Shelley plays as Lakitu.

Sasha James plays as Lugi.

Martin Blackwood plays as Toad.

Melanie King plays as Roy.

Gertrude Robinson plays as Cat Toad.

Georgie Barker plays as Yoshi.