The lyrics “She looks like the real thing. She tastes like the real thing. My fake plastic love.” but with Gerard thinking about Michael Shelley while being with The Distortion.

The lyrics “She looks like the real thing. She tastes like the real thing. My fake plastic love.” but with Georgie thinking about her college friend Alex while being with Melanie.

The lyrics “She looks like the real thing. She tastes like the real thing. My fake plastic love.” but with Martin thinking about Season 1 Jon while being with Season 5 Jon.

The lyrics “She looks like the real thing. She tastes like the real thing. My fake plastic love.” but with Jude thinking about Agnes while being with her girlfriend.

The lyrics “She looks like the real thing. She tastes like the real thing. My fake plastic love.” but with Tim finding out Not! Sasha wasn’t Sasha.