I experienced an unfortunate consequence of being a Magnus Archives fan tonight.

I decided to go out and eat and when I got to the restaurant the waiter comes up to my table and says “Hi! My names Michael. What can I get for you today?”

The second he said his name I wanted to joke “Which one?” before remembering that there is a very decent likelihood that he would have no idea what I’m talking about and I would sound insane.

This is the danger of becoming a fan of a British horror podcast.