lonelyeyes are so aromantic to me you guys have no idea. i can’t imagine those two expressing any romantic feelings towards each other whatsoever. but putting the money aside does that mean they can’t have fun together? can’t have a strange kind of fondness for one another?
they love to fuck around making stupid bets and causing chaos (chaos is an understatement but you get the point). they love to argue for the sole purpose of getting each other riled up. it’s their love language. oh peter wants to be alone? too bad, i’ll pay him a visit and annoy him all day. as a treat. jonah is going to prison? hell yeah dude finally some peace and quiet. i’m throwing a party that i’m not gonna attend, he’s gonna watch.
getting married and divorced 17 times a year out of pettiness? why not! mind you they prolly have a nice fear snack tormenting all the people involved in the legal aspect of it every time.
and don’t even get me started on the homoerotic tension between those two. jonah magnus the manwhore you are. getting a kick out of teasing a lonely avatar and making sure he feels perceived and seen at the same time giving your patron dinner. truly poetic. and peter lukas not being able to resist that evil twink. annoying but hot, the audacity.
legends say every now and then when they get bored with the horrors and particularly touch starved they cuddle. peter disappears after a while and jonah curses him because now he’s cold and has to hug a pillow and wrap himself in a blanket instead. goddamn lonely.