Hard, isn’t it, trying to ask prying questions at terminal velocity? The air… it doesn’t… leave your lungs like you expect it to. I mean, I know you’re still sat down, you know you’re still sat down. But whether your body knows it when I decide you hit the ground, that’s… that’s something I haven’t made my mind up about, yet.
Michael ‘Mike’ Crew (The Magnus Archives)
- the Vastard himself
- British Shorthair mix.
- Scarf always covers lower half of face unless he’s directly speaking, in which case he pulls it down with his paw.
- Lichtenberg scar covers right side of body- right eye has a ‘broken up’ appearance and is always squinting. Left eye has a white, star-shaped pupil.
- Short limbs with large paws, long tail bent at sharp angles (often held in a ‘lightning bolt’-like position).
- ‘Winged eyeliner’ marking
- Always looks bored or annoyed. Lost in his thoughts a lot- like most who are Vast-aligned, his head is in the clouds.
Avatar Form:
- Lichtenburg scar glows with bright white light. Eyes gleam unnaturally whether in the dark or daylight.
- ‘Star-spotted’ appearance while in shadow.
- Tends to summon a storm in the distance whenever he gets this upset. He hates it.
- Claws + teeth glow.
“Don’t get me wrong, it’s cute that you all think you’re the heroes of this little adventure, but – you’re not. You’re bandits. You’re the bad guys. And I… am the goddamn hero.”
Handsome Jack (Borderlands 2)
- Everyone’s favorite jackass.
- Generic tabby shorthair.
- Large, stocky- big chest, thin waist. Huge front paws.
- Notched right ear.
- Three clasps on mask (two on brow, one on chin). Mask works like a second skin, perfectly capable of movement + emoting
- Heterochromatic (blue/green)
- Harness usually has at least two guns/knives with it. Leg harness ft. shield- left arm has his wrist laser.
- Usually has at least a little blood on him.
A.I Jack:
- No real difference besides the fact that he’s a hologram now.
- Still an asshole
- Doesn’t emit a glow, but never shaded even in the dark.
- Despite being capable of hovering around, usually walks.
- Eyes glow yellow when controlling Rhys’s cybernetics/Hyperion tech.
Jack (unmasked):
- V-shaped scar begins at left corner of mouth, crosses the middle of his left eye, passes corner of right eye and stops at right corner of mouth.
- Scar glows a faint blue in dim light. Acts like a branding scar- hurts like a bitch.
- Left eye entirely blind, vision poor in right. Exposed teeth + gums on left side of mouth (not shown)
- Scruffy chin
- Never goes without mask (cybernetics within give him better vision + protect scar/damaged mouth and teeth).
