“I reckon I’ve got twenty years left in me. After that, the world can go to hell as far as I’m concerned. I have no family, no heirs- there’s no need to build for the future.”

Jon Spiro (Artemis Fowl)

- American Longhair (mackerel tabby).

- Tall and stocky. Towers over most others.

- Way, way too much gold jewelry (3 earrings in right ear, two in left). 2 brow piercings on right side.

- Square face and build- narrow features.

- Scruffy chin fur.

- Two lighter streaks in hair.

- Sickly.