“If I win, I’m a genius- if I lose, I’m crazy. That is the way that history is written.”

Artemis Fowl the Second (Artemis Fowl)

- Turkish Angora

- Small, slight frame- smooth-furred with the exception of cheek + chest fur.

- Tiny little tie because he’s fancy.

- Mismatched eyes

- White-tipped ears and paws

- Furrowed brow, always looks at least a little concerned.

- Little kitty criminal mastermind.