

Hard, isn’t it, trying to ask prying questions at terminal velocity? The air… it doesn’t… leave your lungs like you expect it to. I mean, I know you’re still sat down, you know you’re still sat down. But whether your body knows it when I decide you hit the ground, that’s… that’s something I haven’t made my mind up about, yet.
Michael ‘Mike’ Crew (The Magnus Archives)
- the Vastard himself
- British Shorthair mix.
- Scarf always covers lower half of face unless he’s directly speaking, in which case he pulls it down with his paw.
- Lichtenberg scar covers right side of body- right eye has a ‘broken up’ appearance and is always squinting. Left eye has a white, star-shaped pupil.
- Short limbs with large paws, long tail bent at sharp angles (often held in a ‘lightning bolt’-like position).
- ‘Winged eyeliner’ marking
- Always looks bored or annoyed. Lost in his thoughts a lot- like most who are Vast-aligned, his head is in the clouds.
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- Lichtenburg scar glows with bright white light. Eyes gleam unnaturally whether in the dark or daylight.
- ‘Star-spotted’ appearance while in shadow.
- Tends to summon a storm in the distance whenever he gets this upset. He hates it.
- Claws + teeth glow.