“The amount of pointlessness that props up day-to-day life is borderline eldritch. Maybe if I had been born a few centuries ago, I’d have had the chance to believe in something before I died of dysentery. “
Jon Spiro: Zoe Edition (Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code)
- Scruffy, weaselly b*stard.
- Thin, a little haggard- was probably semi-longhaired at some point, but time has thinned his coat.
- Fur greys at the tips.
- Long, hooked claws, tends to gesture a lot when speaking. Heavy smoker (it’s probably catnip)
- Something of a ‘Las Vegas but sadder’ vibe. Villainous kitty.
- (note: this design is based upon @orangerosebush ‘s design for Jon Spiro, not my own. The quote is from the incredible fic ‘Kunegetikos’ which I highly recommend you give a read- I cannot praise it enough)