January 2023

Don’t get me wrong, it’s cute that you all think you’re the heroes of this little adventure, but – you’re not. You’re bandits. You’re the bad guys. And I… am the goddamn hero.”

Handsome Jack (Borderlands 2)

- Everyone’s favorite jackass.

- Generic tabby shorthair.

- Large, stocky- big chest, thin waist. Huge front paws.

- Notched right ear.

- Three clasps on mask (two on brow, one on chin). Mask works like a second skin, perfectly capable of movement + emoting

- Heterochromatic (blue/green)

- Harness usually has at least two guns/knives with it. Leg harness ft. shield- left arm has his wrist laser.

- Usually has at least a little blood on him.

A.I Jack:

- No real difference besides the fact that he’s a hologram now.

- Still an asshole

- Doesn’t emit a glow, but never shaded even in the dark.

- Despite being capable of hovering around, usually walks.

- Eyes glow yellow when controlling Rhys’s cybernetics/Hyperion tech.

Jack (unmasked):

- V-shaped scar begins at left corner of mouth, crosses the middle of his left eye, passes corner of right eye and stops at right corner of mouth.

- Scar glows a faint blue in dim light. Acts like a branding scar- hurts like a bitch.

- Left eye entirely blind, vision poor in right. Exposed teeth + gums on left side of mouth (not shown)

- Scruffy chin

- Never goes without mask (cybernetics within give him better vision + protect scar/damaged mouth and teeth).