February 2021

“I reckon I’ve got twenty years left in me. After that, the world can go to hell as far as I’m concerned. I have no family, no heirs- there’s no need to build for the future.”

Jon Spiro (Artemis Fowl)

- American Longhair (mackerel tabby).

- Tall and stocky. Towers over most others.

- Way, way too much gold jewelry (3 earrings in right ear, two in left). 2 brow piercings on right side.

- Square face and build- narrow features.

- Scruffy chin fur.

- Two lighter streaks in hair.

- Sickly.

“I am exactly the right age for this project- I am young enough to believe in magic, and old enough to understand how it works.”

Minerva Paradizo (Artemis Fowl)

- Laperm Cat (simplified)

- Cream-and-white tabby bicolor.

- Fur is extremely curly, particularly cheek + neck fur.

- Two spots on face. Otherwise all markings are symmetrical.

- Tail is long and ribbon-like.

“Then prepare to die, for I, Teddy Bleedham-Drye, Duke of Scilly, have had enough.”

Bleedham-Drye (Artemis Fowl: The Fowl Twins)

- Loosely based on striped hyenas.

- Some variety of European Shorthair.

- Extremely long forelimbs- walks with a lurch. Slightly bowed posture. Unnaturally long claws.

- Tall (almost as much as Butler).

- Nigh-immortal and heals from injury exceptionally quickly.

- Mannerly, but ultimately murderous.