Hands down one of the best things about being a fan of the Magnus archives is how I can make random bullshit up and 99% of the time it won’t be any more insane then canon.

Like if I asked a someone who hasn’t listen to tma which if two things happened:

1.) man gets kidnapped and lotioned for an extended period of time by clowns

Or

2.) woman sells her kidneys on the black market and they come back to haunt her

I think it’s a fair toss up