January 2024

The mf we all love to hate ✨

whosectype:

I feel like Martin would by Jon eye-related clothing the same way a parent would buy their gay kid ugly pride shirts

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The ref :P

I want to eat your Jon design he looks so cool askbfjs

dspd:

caligosatchel:

The mf we all love to hate ✨

I don't know why I thought this was a Hannibal crossover for a second but now that we're here, 100% Hannibal was an entity for The Flesh & would have attempted his own ritual if it weren't for his failure to convert Will into the partner he needed for it

DUDE

OH MY GOD

eclectic-goat:

caligosatchel:

dspd:

caligosatchel:

The mf we all love to hate ✨

I don't know why I thought this was a Hannibal crossover for a second but now that we're here, 100% Hannibal was an entity for The Flesh & would have attempted his own ritual if it weren't for his failure to convert Will into the partner he needed for it

DUDE

OH MY GOD

THIS IS ACTUALLY PERFECT BEST CROSSOVER EVER

I need to draw this so badly now

But hear me out

What IF Hannibal is a flesh Avatar but Will is slowly getting dragged into the Spiral and Hannibal is fighting to drag him out because he wants Will for himself. OR Hannibal is using the effect the Spiral has on him to his advantage to further influence Will and drive him into a vulnerable state where he can easily do his fleshy business (ignore the bad phrasing).

Hannibal also has strong connections to 1. Other cannibals and The Flesh fanatics, 2. Someone from The Web that he uses to further amplify his influence over the wet dog that Will is.

HOWEVER TO ADD TO THE SPICE Will is aware of the game Hanni is playing. Naturally, he doesn't want the Fleshpocalypse to happen, so he's struggling through keeping his mental state in check and also keeping Hannibal at bay. The dynamic quickly becomes a mental duel of two dark minds with intense canon-typical homoerotic undertones.

RAAAAAAAAH

lemongrass13:

happy the magnus protocol eve make sure to leave out milk and cookies for the Horrors

cirrus-grey:

I was scared, Darla. I was so scared. I was certain I’d been set up, that they wouldn’t be returning. I turned to leave, hoping I could get back to the TMA feed but then the program began to speak from where it was trapped in the computer.

It was their voices. It was Jon and Martin's voices. I know you won’t believe me but they read the stories and I know it was their voices. I froze in place.

They grew clearer, and as the distortion faded from the recording for a moment I could make out the mechanical tones, the off-putting cadence. They spoke slowly, intoning the incident reports with steady, measured voices. Something was speaking through them, from inside the machine.

I said the only thing I could think: “Jon? Martin? Is that you?”

And those voices I have loved for eight years answered: “Some of them.”

And then they laughed.

This podcast will have my hair graying with how quickly I went Game Theory mode

I like to think that RQ saw the fandom portraying Jon as a brown man (even though his VA is the most British man to exist) and went

"Oh, you want a POC lanky twinkadink that embodies the wet cat allure protagonist???

*SLAPS SAM ON THE TABLE*

Here you go :)"

I don't know if it's just me

But every time Alice speaks I squint and get very sus.

RQ has never done anything just because and every little detail is on purpose, so please tell me I'm not just looking for foreshadowing where there's none when I tell you that SHE SOUNDS LIKE MICHAEL and it's NOT just how her voice is edited?

And the way that she talks in riddles??

And how she warns Sam to not let things get into his head so that he doesn't start to spiral???

Either I smell a Spiral Alice or I'm just tripping balls. (Isn't that the whole point of the Spiral anyway???)

I firmly stand by the fact that the recent uproar of AI and AI generated imagery is the doing of the Stranger because TMA is rotting my brain and everything is a TMA reference. From the uncanny valley to the almost humanlike forms to the voices that sound almost real but aren't.

The wet cat and his emotional support Tumblrina

My favorite TMA moment remains Jon in his property damage era.

Two TMA Avatar OCs hanging out! I adore @whosectype 's Dandelion boi so I just had to draw these idiots /pos

Unlikely allies, perhaps?

Anyways Ectype does amazing art please check them out!

Ectype I hope you like this :D

A small dump of Cali doodles which doubles as my application to become the next Tumblr sexyman.

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lierdumoa:

saintofpride201:

stalker-among-the-stars:

octobersociety-deactivated20241:

There is another way

By the Nine, keep your whore mouth shut

Pretty sure the other way involves keeping your whore mouth open

I redid this meme but with tmagp

cult-of-the-eye:

which tmagp character would you challenge to a duel (please put why in the tags)

  • Alice dyer
  • Sam khalid
  • Colin becher
  • Gwen Bouchard
  • lena kelley
  • Chester and norris
  • someone else???

Sam because I would win. Man's got noodle arms and he looks like a sad puppy anyway.

No grave or coffin will contain my body, for I have an anchor to lead me back to the world of the living. (Jared Hopworth did my top surgery.)

Just two guys out for a cig <3

I wish we had more of them ;-;

owl-mug asked:

favorite tma episodes go

The band that played so badly people died

Playing Uno with the reaper

Every statement Oliver Banks or Gerry Keay is in (I'm especially fond of the Keay family. I know Mary is a bitch but their entire dynamic is alluring for me. Maybe it's just the goth in me speaking though.)

The one where Jon was away and the rest of the staff tried to take statements from people but in each separate case it ended in a disaster and they realized they can't function as an archive without the Beholder's special boy (because that was a hilarious episode)

The entirety of S3 where Jon gets yoinked like every other episode (getting either kidnapped go be forcibly moisturized, hunted for sport or otherwise actively traumatized)

It's hard to pick a favorite but generally it's either the ones I can make fun of or the ones about The End, especially the one where the dude won the gamble by cheating. That's probably the one I go back to the most.

runeofnoweyr asked:

So.

Serious question.

Is your vision of The Admiral a floofy boi or skrunkly?

I imagine that Admiral like this, a cat that's less floofy than he is chonky

Orange cat therefore having a single collective orange cat braincell

Yes, with the collar and everything

(image kidnapped from Pinterest)

caligosatchel:

runeofnoweyr asked:

So.

Serious question.

Is your vision of The Admiral a floofy boi or skrunkly?

I imagine that Admiral like this, a cat that's less floofy than he is chonky

Orange cat therefore having a single collective orange cat braincell

Yes, with the collar and everything

(image kidnapped from Pinterest)

Here, I drew him

A true unit

Jon is a character that often gets treated by the fandom like a wet cat victorian man (which he is), but I want to give tribute to Scary and Eldritch™ Jon as well. This moment literally had my skin crawling.

And to you people reblogging my Jon art with "Hot Jon rights": I see you. Dinner is served hot tonight.

Close ups under the cut!

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Anonymous asked:

You're favourite of the 14 is the End, if I am correct, but what is your least favourite?

You are right! The End is my absolute favorite (though I have been torn between it and the Vast at first). Both the aesthetic of it and all of it's aspects are alluring to me. Not to mention my bone interest.

As for the least favorite... Oof, it's gotta be the Stranger, man

It's not as nasty as The Corruption but bugs and worms help with decomposition so... I guess I can stand them. I would assume the Corruption is the most common answer to such a question, but I am above mistaking disgust for fear.

The Stranger's entire thing is being unnerving and as someone who struggles with anxiety, yeah... Not a fan. I like knowing how bones look inside a body so when they don't? Unacceptable. I need to be able to look at a person and picture their bones as if I have X-ray vision.

The Stranger is also a little bitch.